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vitamingfriend's Recent Statuses
Sat, 20-Jun-15 4:15 AM (8 years ago)
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After a hard but awesome week, I need some sex talk
Good fucking luck with that
(8 years ago)
Fri, 27-Mar-15 3:58 PM (9 years ago)
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Well I am going into a meeting where I am the only male with seven females; I will try not to think about sex. . .
...I dunno...two balls a bat, configure the right/wrong way *ERECTIONS*
(9 years ago)
I will never watch baseball the same way again. Thanks, ScreamKing. I think.....
(9 years ago)
But truly, I always found the pants sexy, and Bull Durham is one of my favorite movies ever, so......baseball thinking never would have worked for me anyway.
(9 years ago)
The Baseball gang in Warriors looked cool.
(9 years ago)
Take a cushion with you. smile
(9 years ago)
Wed, 25-Mar-15 2:14 PM (9 years ago)
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somebody tell me something good on this dreary morning!
If you were to sever every man's penis in the world and stich them together - it would be long enough to wrap around the earth twice... but only once if they are flaccid wink
(9 years ago)
Well that's a fact I enjoy knowing!
(9 years ago)
I made it up - it might be true though! Anyway.. getting that many penises erect is hard work... *gets coat* tongue
(9 years ago)
97% of facts and statistics are made up, Bush...I'm gonna accept your comment as the hard truth.
(9 years ago)
Well, all of these helped. Thanks!
(9 years ago)
Mon, 23-Mar-15 2:34 PM (9 years ago)
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. . . and it's snowing like crazy here. Happy Spring!
it's great isn't it txsvn
(9 years ago)
arrrgh and I'm still scraping frost off my windshield
(9 years ago)
Rubbing it in, huh? smile
(9 years ago)
You bet bean...haven't woke up to a snow drift at the door in years
(9 years ago)
Almost sundress/bikini and sandal time... smile
(9 years ago)
Mon, 23-Mar-15 2:23 PM (9 years ago)
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horny at work. . .
Fri, 20-Feb-15 6:27 PM (9 years ago)
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bored and alone on a work trip. . .
hugs! I'm sorrysad
(9 years ago)
Mon, 22-Dec-14 4:50 PM (9 years ago)
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horny at work