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Mentor___01's Recent Statuses
Sun, 12-May-24 11:00 PM (21 hours ago)
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A good sneeze: The next best thing to an orgasm.
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Tue, 30-Apr-24 7:05 PM (13 days ago)
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Whoa!!! Every tongue's texture and it's point are uniquely different from all others?? Sweet! (Journal of Forensic Dentistry, 2023).
Well damn, I guess I missed my invitation to that study! I’d happily volunteer, giving or receiving!
(13 days ago)
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Cool to know smile 👅
(13 days ago)
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Wed, 24-Apr-24 2:11 PM (19 days ago)
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The sights of summer. Bare legs, bare shoulders, bare backs ..... Sweet!!
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Thu, 18-Apr-24 8:40 PM (24 days ago)
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Wonder if she would be offended if I said the topping could be her dripping in it.
I can say I’m not offended!
(24 days ago)
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I would definitely enjoy that, smitten.
(24 days ago)
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Tue, 9-Apr-24 1:34 PM (34 days ago)
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I'm calling BS on members who post full face pics of themselves, ask questions in their captions, and then block comments and viewing their profile.
Ok, that’s pretty damn funny. Nothing suspicious there! 🤣🤣🤣
(34 days ago)
Wed, 20-Mar-24 2:29 AM (54 days ago)
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Bitties is bestest!!
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Tue, 27-Feb-24 5:30 PM (76 days ago)
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Painting out vacant units and want to cum so bad!!
Paint faster? Take a break and knock one out?
(76 days ago)
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Wed, 14-Feb-24 3:04 PM (89 days ago)
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Valentine's Day? Ro-oh, somebody's getting lucky t'night!!
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Wed, 31-Jan-24 5:36 PM (103 days ago)
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If she says "it takes me awhile", that means more time for discovery. (Finally)
Proof reading can be a bitch! 😂😂 Happens to everyone.
(103 days ago)
Wed, 31-Jan-24 2:03 PM (103 days ago)
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Correction: it means more time for discovery.
It also meant more money for the inventor of Tippex
(103 days ago)
Wed, 31-Jan-24 2:00 PM (103 days ago)
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If she says "it takes me awhile ' , itrand more time for discovery.
Mon, 29-Jan-24 10:01 PM (104 days ago)
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Crosswords Jam is a favored game of mine. "Lash" came up & my mind took an immediate Right Turn. 😂😂😂
I prefer strawberry.
(104 days ago)
Sun, 21-Jan-24 3:54 AM (113 days ago)
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My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won'tcha all play with my ding-a-wait! Wrong number. Never mind!!
When I was little, bitty boy
(113 days ago)
My grandmother bought me his cute little toy. Silver bells hanging on A string. She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
(113 days ago)
I remember my dad playing this song and me laughing my ass off when he talks about how hard it is to swim with two hands on his ding a ling lol
(113 days ago)
By Chuck Berry
(113 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Jan-24 4:43 AM (120 days ago)
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What is the purpose of having a profile if profiles are selectively "not viewable". What am I missing here?
maybe they can make it only visible to those on their friends list. But yeah, seems a bit funny. Happy to show the world their butt hole and pussy but not what music they like. LOL
(120 days ago)
Mentor___01 likes this
Or not being able to leave comments. Why bother?
(120 days ago)
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If you're going to send out friend requests, it helps if your account is viewable.
(120 days ago)
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Fri, 5-Jan-24 11:40 PM (128 days ago)
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Waiting alien xxxxxxxxxxxxx to fix all the owies. ????????
Good luck!
(128 days ago)
Mon, 1-Jan-24 2:01 AM (133 days ago)
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A Clappy New Year to the whole NN community. No. Wait. HAPPY! Yeah HAPPY NEW YEAR to all!! 🎉🎊🎉
Happy NNew Year!
(133 days ago)
Happy new years smile
(133 days ago)
Mon, 25-Dec-23 1:19 PM (140 days ago)
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Sincere wishes for a Merry Christmas to all the NN community 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Thu, 23-Nov-23 4:48 PM (172 days ago)
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Happy T-Day to the whole NN Community. 🍗🍗🥙🌽🥔🥔
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Thursday? : P
(172 days ago)
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Throw back Thursday at that, lol!
(172 days ago)
Thu, 13-Apr-23 8:50 PM (1 year ago)
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The Sights of Summer. Bare legs, bare arms, bare backs, and bare shoulders ......... Sweet!
Yep, tradies everywhere you look...... except when you NEED one!
(1 year ago)
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Don't know what 'tradies' are.
(1 year ago)
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Sorry, tradesmen in Aussie speak.
(1 year ago)
Thu, 30-Mar-23 4:13 AM (1 year ago)
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Ooops! Last one was misdirected.
Thu, 30-Mar-23 4:09 AM (1 year ago)
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Unless there's more than one form on the site, everytime I've accepted a request, I was automatically added to theirs.
Wed, 22-Mar-23 7:08 PM (1 year ago)
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I am NOT OCD. I just happen to enjoy placing band-aids in order, upright, facing same way in their own boxes. 🤔
I always sort M&M's by color.
(1 year ago)
I eat my M & M’s in order of the visible spectrum.
(1 year ago)
Mentor___01 and lennynatural like this
That's just being tidy. 😊
(1 year ago)
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There's a proper way for everything, keep up the good work!
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 21-Mar-23 4:12 AM (1 year ago)
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Three freaking days of rain coming in. Really??
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Have you built an arc yetscared
(1 year ago)
Laying the keel this morning. You have any spare cubits?
(1 year ago)
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We could use that rain!
(1 year ago)
here we're risk drought! that would be a blessing
(1 year ago)
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Tue, 17-Jan-23 11:50 PM (1 year ago)
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Ok, so yesterday's Stat didn't post. That one was contestant Kristen on yesterday's Wheel of Fortune is hot! Ditto for a certain female evening national news amchor.
Got the hots for Laura Ingraham Mentor__01? wink
(1 year ago)
Tue, 30-Mar-21 6:46 PM (3 years ago)
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Covid vaccine should now be at full effectiveness today.
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