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Thu, 7-Dec-23 4:22 AM (112 days ago)
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Be the reason someone smiles and slightly turns their phone away from others when they read it
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Sat, 13-Aug-22 11:49 PM (1 year ago)
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Be the reason someone smiles and slightly turns their phone away from others when they read it.........Love NN messages
bronze79, gingersnap75 and Artistic like this
Sat, 13-Aug-22 4:31 AM (1 year ago)
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If it feels good, do it
HumanElephant480 and smitten4u like this
as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else XD
(1 year ago)
"And if it tastes fine drink."-----Better Than Ezra
(1 year ago)
Sun, 27-Feb-22 2:04 AM (2 years ago)
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Be the reason someone smiles and slightly turns their phone away from others when they read it.........Love NN messages
Great sentiment... ☺️
(2 years ago)
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Sat, 26-Feb-22 3:32 AM (2 years ago)
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You're all in my inappropriate thoughts
:O I'm not responsible for any tramua you cause yourself :O
(2 years ago)
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Mon, 21-Feb-22 5:48 AM (2 years ago)
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Long day time for a scotch and a perv
Sun, 13-Feb-22 8:53 AM (2 years ago)
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If it feels good...........
ian147 and gaylesforce like this
Just do it 😏
(2 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
... do it again
(2 years ago)
ian147 and somefunbum like this
Have another feel...
(2 years ago)
Sun, 23-Jan-22 3:02 AM (2 years ago)
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You want me to put it where??
Sorry NK, I snore when drunk….lol!
(2 years ago)
lower your left breast into his mouth,NK,that'll sort him wink
(2 years ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Nope Maraff, left or right won't make a difference. This is a case I wish we were at his & I could leave. My cat isn't as noisy purring.
(2 years ago)
maraff likes this
HC - we all do. Alcohol is bad for humans but us humans just love bad things.
(2 years ago)
Artistic and Heavy Chevy like this
Alcohol can be good in many ways..But Bum..Put what to were ?
(2 years ago)
Tue, 17-Aug-21 5:16 AM (2 years ago)
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Sure, why not
No clue,why notwink
(2 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
Because its dangerous
(2 years ago)
*grabs her blanket and runs>>>>>>>>
(2 years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2 years ago)
Thu, 1-Jul-21 11:25 AM (2 years ago)
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Time to shake things up...................ah shit it's gone everywhere
Tue, 30-Mar-21 10:04 AM (2 years ago)
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Sexy times natural enemy ............. The headache
paramour and axej9999 like this
But there is a cure
(2 years ago)
true... just bone the other end tongue
(2 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
sorry, not tonight. i have a haddock.
(2 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
She wasn’t kidding either, because in walked the meanest looking haddock I’d ever seen
(2 years ago)
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Thu, 25-Mar-21 9:11 AM (3 years ago)
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Someone put a steering wheel down my pants...........................It's driving me nuts
wasnt me
(3 years ago)
somefunbum and cedar19 like this
As long as they not lock nuts bum smile they could be a bit harder to release lol
(3 years ago)
somefunbum and cedar19 like this
I have more a joy-stick type control, you have a wheel???
(3 years ago)
Wed, 24-Mar-21 4:54 AM (3 years ago)
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Scotch and NN to fix a frustrating day
lennynatural likes this
Tell us about the scotch.
(3 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
Single malt with ice
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
poured over a lovely set of boobs ad licked clean off
(3 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
Oh, GlenBoobfiddich, yes, very good.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 10-Sep-20 10:02 AM (3 years ago)
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hyphenated - non-hyphenated................... the irony
cath68 likes this
nah, i dont iron
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 5-Sep-20 8:07 AM (3 years ago)
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like somefunbum liked the cam show of billucy6678
Thu, 18-Jun-20 6:58 AM (3 years ago)
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Time for a glass of red and a perv
Sun, 15-Dec-19 5:00 AM (4 years ago)
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Scotch and dry Ginger Ale..........Soooo good
BluLeo501 likes this
I'll bring the scotch and the Dry you bring the CC and ice Flitt smile
(4 years ago)
nah, i have vodka now smile
(4 years ago)
I hope it wasn't "good" scotch. Back in the day when I was trying scotch, I'd buy something cheap and not like it until I mixed it with coca-cola, then I thought it was great.
(4 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
nah, was never a good scotch, that, if i had a good one, was always neat smile
(4 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
on the rocks for me
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 12-Dec-19 12:27 AM (4 years ago)
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It must be time for another coffee
Mon, 23-Sep-19 7:00 AM (4 years ago)
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whats good to do in Hobart.....any suggestions?
there is a pancake place in RIchmond that is a must for lunch / brunch
(4 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
Huon Valley for cider places
(4 years ago)
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I'll definately be reviewing this threadfor the next two weeks LOL
(4 years ago)
flitterbee likes this
lol.. this place is good for travel tips... i had heaps when i asked for Europe and UK tips smile
(4 years ago)
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Port Arthur is well worth the visit....
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 19-Sep-19 8:32 AM (4 years ago)
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Sometimes saying to someone "just be yourself" is the worst advice you can give
flitterbee and Just_Nick like this
oh but it is fun being me, i can blame so much on so few grin
(4 years ago)
somefunbum and flitterbee like this
We must make peace that we are who we are, and more we seek otherwise, the more we exhibit that us'ness
(4 years ago)
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Tue, 17-Sep-19 10:35 AM (4 years ago)
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Blowing a gale, pissing down rain.........not the best start to the first time at the nudist beach haha
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Rain..seems goog..no bush fires
(4 years ago)
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<prefers wet bushes wink
(4 years ago)
somefunbum likes this
my arrival at the beach is a sure way to bring rain and cooler weather!
(4 years ago)
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Mon, 16-Sep-19 7:37 AM (4 years ago)
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coffee and a perve should cure this headache
ya do yes, even if it is only monday lol .. gunna be a sleepless night i reckon for me tonight ...*sighs* smile
(4 years ago)
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Flittyboobs!! XX Why did the doc cut your head open? Was he looking for something? More importantly, did he find anything? smile
(4 years ago)
took something off cliffy and dunno yet
(4 years ago)
Ouchies!! sad
(4 years ago)
yep, will be tonight , should be ok tomorrow
(4 years ago)
Wed, 4-Sep-19 2:01 AM (4 years ago)
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Got to go fora run but am feeling very very lazy
Mon, 2-Sep-19 2:03 AM (4 years ago)
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Coffee Coffee Coffee
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it is yes, but it aint here but still , tis after midday so beer oclock smile
(4 years ago)
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speaking of which, i need to buy some... ciao smile
(4 years ago)
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See ya
(4 years ago)
It's good
(4 years ago)
speaking my language .... Just finished one wink
(4 years ago)
Sat, 31-Aug-19 3:05 AM (4 years ago)
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If you could have one. What super power would you want and why?
I'd like the super power of being Chuck Norris. Why, because he's fucking awesome!!
(4 years ago)
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a black belt in Tang Soo Doo Doo who is 80years old? blink
(4 years ago)
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