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Aheadntwohands's Recent Statuses
Sat, 9-Mar-24 2:32 PM (49 days ago)
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We should be able to like or reply to comments, shouldn't we?
I want to like comments on my photos, but can't.
(49 days ago)
anonymouspisces and McPhallus like this
Oh is that what you mean,I like this idea...I also want to see likes on every part,yes I ask for a lot and an edit button for status instead of quickly going to all your statuses when you notice a
(48 days ago)
anonymouspisces and gpflem like this
typo.
(48 days ago)
And comment more than once via mobile browser.
(48 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Mobile Bowser can be sticky God knows why but it is ...and yes NN you really need. to sort it. Out naughty boy
(48 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Sat, 9-Mar-24 1:14 PM (49 days ago)
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Judas Priest!
smitten4u and MitchandDaisy like this
New album, Smitten!
(49 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
I'll have to check it out!
(49 days ago)
Aheadntwohands likes this
Hell Bent For Leatherrrrr !!! 🎸🎸⚡⋆⭒˚。⋆
(48 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Breaking the law, breaking the law...
(48 days ago)
That reminds me, I must go to Halfords.
(48 days ago)
Saetyrical likes this
Sun, 3-Mar-24 11:19 AM (55 days ago)
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Oh no, I'm guessing Gabe Kotter must be gone sad
What's not to like?? LOL
(55 days ago)
she mite be a chick wiv a deek w00t
(55 days ago)
GottaBeMe and happyhumper69 like this
@Wodja you mean swapped identities? Gone to the other side without leaving a trace? A million to one?
(55 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Shhhhh Wods!! Peeps like that too!
(55 days ago)
I'm transitioning, i got big boobies w00t [side effect of meds ] thumbup1
(55 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 3:07 PM (61 days ago)
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Send me a message.
tracytvsubslut likes this
Will I win a prize????
(61 days ago)
tracytvsubslut and GottaBeMe like this
What's the catch?
(60 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
*goes to the beach, puts message in glass bottle, let’s it float away. There you go.sent.
(60 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Don't be rude. Say please.
(60 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Thu, 8-Feb-24 1:41 PM (79 days ago)
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The meaningless Grammy awards were on the other day, they say. Don't tell me who won. I'm sure I could not give a tenth of a shit.
Who's on first
(78 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
What's on second.
(78 days ago)
I don't know...
(78 days ago)
s on third
(78 days ago)
This brings me joy
(78 days ago)
Fri, 8-Dec-23 3:55 PM (141 days ago)
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You're at a pub quiz and the next question is "which newbienudie is this?" And it's you!
Now that’s a pub I’d hang out in!
(140 days ago)
And all 100 people at the quiz all recognized you and gave a standing ovation.
(140 days ago)
If anyone recognises me from my pics here, they know me too well! 😂
(140 days ago)
Recce1 likes this
Agreed vein 😂
(140 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
For sure 🙈😂🤣
(140 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Wed, 1-Nov-23 2:20 PM (178 days ago)
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Is genital recognition coming next?
Sat, 19-Aug-23 1:00 PM (252 days ago)
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What should I post to get the most comments?
With all the music and wave sounds in my head here really is little room for much else😜🎼🏄‍♂️🎼
(250 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Room for the sizzle sound of meat hitting the grill, the searing sound of onions getting caramelized and Oh! Boy! Those smells tickling tickling.. tongue
(250 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Anything but a close up of your dick and, please, don't point it at us. My preferences are torso and ass. Mood lighting helps. Think creatively. Look at boudoir pics and riff on those. You're welcome.
(250 days ago)
apparently posting a status will get you the most comments wink
(250 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
I was just thinking the same thing, ju. wink
(250 days ago)
Mon, 23-May-22 3:52 AM (1 year ago)
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Popping in for my hundredth time today...
Fri, 4-Sep-20 4:13 PM (3 years ago)
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Let's make a video
Sat, 28-Dec-19 11:07 AM (4 years ago)
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Want a tribute? Just ask.
Don't take it the wrong way but I might pass on that one ...save it for someone more worthy
(4 years ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Yesssss!!!!
(4 years ago)
Sat, 18-Mar-17 10:59 AM (7 years ago)
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God that feels good!
naughtyteasel likes this
That's not what butternut squash is intended for
(7 years ago)
"What, what?" lol. Mmmm xx Lyn xx
(7 years ago)
Can I have what you just ordered? xxx
(7 years ago)
Tue, 19-Jul-16 12:25 AM (7 years ago)
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Any ladies wanna feel a big fat cock up their holes?
so swave... so day-bo-nare LOL
(7 years ago)
Yes. I do. Chuck c'mere wink
(7 years ago)
lol ^
(7 years ago)
coldfish1 and hackelberry77 like this
Ahh, who said romance is dead?
(7 years ago)
Its an optical illusion. Its not really fat - just short.
(7 years ago)
Wed, 8-Jun-16 3:00 PM (7 years ago)
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Put of a pic of your asshole up girls. I will wank to them and send you the videos.
Awwww! True romance!
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Is it Christmas, because wow! What a gift!
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury likes this
The gift that keeps on giving wink
(7 years ago)