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Butch McFury's Recent Statuses
Wed, 9-Nov-16 4:58 AM (7 years ago)
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There IS lots of room in Canada and we can always use more pervs like all of you!
amancalledpony and funbbwandbf like this
Mon, 12-Sep-16 4:56 PM (7 years ago)
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Well that was an unexpected blowjob
I think a lesbian sucking cock is like a vegetarian eating meat....kinda frowned upon.
(7 years ago)
exactamundo, mark
(7 years ago)
Does that mean that a straight women can't eat pussy one or twice? Or a straight guy can't suck cock every night at the adult bookstore?
(7 years ago)
no of course niot
(7 years ago)
pardon moi *not
(7 years ago)
Fri, 2-Sep-16 3:29 PM (7 years ago)
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Kids are back to school, time to go back to working naked
perv
(7 years ago)
what? with the house empty now there is no reason to wear clothes
(7 years ago)
though I see how my original comment makes me look creepy and wearing a raincoat
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Especially if you're standing at the bus stop.
(7 years ago)
Mon, 18-Jul-16 7:18 PM (7 years ago)
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22C, 30C (that's 95 in american) and I decided to make something in the oven while running the dryer all with a broken A/C. That's why I'm naked!
You forgot to leave the freezer opentongue
(7 years ago)
Wouldn't make a difference unless I stuck myself in the freezer!
(7 years ago)
Mon, 18-Jul-16 4:57 PM (7 years ago)
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Day #5 staying naked. It's been so comfortable not wearing anything, I'm going to hate it when everyone's back home
Today could be the last .... hopefully I'll have tomorrow
(7 years ago)
Good luck
(7 years ago)
Thanks. It's just so much more comfortable, and cooler too in this heat
(7 years ago)
Is it hot
(7 years ago)
Did some of that last few weeks too while wife away and kid finally working. Didn't expect to enjoy being naked so much. You are right, especially when so hot.
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury likes this
Fri, 15-Jul-16 1:37 AM (7 years ago)
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It's beer o'clock, how's everyone doing?
beer?
(7 years ago)
No thanks! Water now
(7 years ago)
im at beer 6 pack righht now..catch up
(7 years ago)
CrunchyPB likes this
I'm a lightweight now, one beer does me good. 473ml of goodness smile
(7 years ago)
MilesLong66 likes this
nothing wrong with knowing your limits
(7 years ago)
Fri, 15-Jul-16 12:31 AM (7 years ago)
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successfully spent the day with no clothes on except the two times I needed to go to the store and the one time I had to cook with oil
I was successful in between changes wink
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury likes this
a man living the dream!
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury and Wvboy55 like this
at least for a few days
(7 years ago)
Mon, 13-Jun-16 3:05 PM (7 years ago)
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Hell yea, nice day so I get to do my work outside. Sure it's sitting behind a laptop but at least there is sun!
Tue, 7-Jun-16 6:40 PM (7 years ago)
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There once was a priest from Morocco Whose motto was really quite macho. He said to me once, "God decreed we eat cunts. Why else would it look like a taco."
Tue, 7-Jun-16 5:29 PM (7 years ago)
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beards, are you into them?
Butcher, I do want do so.easy pics of Lacey as a lumberjack.
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury likes this
Lacey as a lumberjack is something I can get into wink
(7 years ago)
I was a beard once
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury and hounddog67 like this
I'd wear kelly as a beard.. does that count?
(7 years ago)
kelly, is being a beard high maintenance? Trimming and oiling and such
(7 years ago)
Tue, 7-Jun-16 2:36 PM (7 years ago)
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The way I think about it we're pretty much doomed once we run of out coffee during the zombie uprising. I know I'd loose the energy to move and just give in to being a zombies breakfast
Stock up on treadmills. Point them forward all the way around your house. You'll be fine
(7 years ago)
Tue, 7-Jun-16 5:14 AM (7 years ago)
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Up late doing some work, wife says "I'm going upstairs to get myself wet, call you when I'm ready." It's going to be a great night tonight!
steelrat60, happyhumper69 and Bipod like this
She going foe a shower and wants you to wash her back. smile
(7 years ago)
friend or..
(7 years ago)
*for* tongue
(7 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-16 8:35 PM (7 years ago)
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The number one most frequented social meetup for suburban parents ..... the fucking grocery store
happy_belle likes this
vegetables fucking ... yea I guess that's how we get baby vegetables
(7 years ago)
I think you've floated this idea before. I had a pm from a lovely girl a while back claiming to be fuck-meat
(7 years ago)
Cucumbers?
(7 years ago)
She obviously works in a fucking butchers then Crunchy...
(7 years ago)
I figured it would be more a place to buy your groceries and a place to fuck .... not buying fucks. WOuldn't that be illegal? wink
(7 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-16 7:17 PM (7 years ago)
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Retirement dream .... Condo in the city and sailboat for the rest of the time. Clothing optional
PApda likes this
Mon, 6-Jun-16 5:55 PM (7 years ago)
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With father's day coming, to the dad's (or future dad's, or mom's speaking of behalf of dad's) What would be your ultimate father's day?
Ties are obligatory on English glof courses, Moose, for shame you didn't know that ; p
(7 years ago)
If I ever get to Guernsey I'll pack a tie
(7 years ago)
Guernsey isn't England, it's Petit france.
(7 years ago)
thanks tc, contrary to my persona on here, i'm a pretty good guy & i know i'd be an awesome dad. it's something i'm really looking forward to.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
It's fun to be a dad. Ups and downs and things constantly changing but you manage to make it work. It helps to have an amazing person by your side for the adventure!
(7 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-16 4:47 PM (7 years ago)
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It's been said before and I will say it again .... fuck cancer
I'd rather not, one doesn't want knob rot, after all and said and done..: )
(7 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-16 4:35 PM (7 years ago)
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After working from home for a few months I am going to have a hard time going back to the office. Seriously considering looking for permanent remote work. It's nice to not have to wear pants
Mon, 6-Jun-16 3:56 PM (7 years ago)
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Morning NN World. It's noon and so far my work accomplished adds up to about 1.5%. Can't get into in Monday mornings
That's why I call in sick with eye problems on Mondays.
(7 years ago)
"Ya Boss, I'm not gonna be in today, I have eye problem. I just can't see myself coming to work today."
(7 years ago)
Fri, 3-Jun-16 5:44 PM (7 years ago)
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You wouldn't normally be looking forward to going to an elementary school dance, but I am, because mom's
Hello Butch smile smile xxoo............smile smile............hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury likes this
thanks Mrs ... how are you doing today?
(7 years ago)
I'm feeling pretty darn good smile
(7 years ago)
That is great to hear! Going to be a good weekend
(7 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jun-16 3:00 PM (7 years ago)
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Question time. Ladies what is your favourite way to do your nails? Guys, how do you like seeing your ladies nails/manicure?
pfftttt ...it cost me an arm and a leg.....a humans that is, not mine...
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
Seashell pink, Vinylux (good stuff). Roy would probably like them longer and red, but it's not practical for my life.
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
Classic nails lulu. Love I've just recently gotten more adventurous with my color
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
kelly, gotta love the gel nails. Bought my lady a kit and keep buying colours for her
(7 years ago)
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
lulu, I'll agree with Roy on that on wink
(7 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jun-16 12:43 PM (7 years ago)
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Good morning/afternoon/evening/night (circle the appropriate choice) everyone
*waves hello*
(7 years ago)
morning Roxanne, how is your morning? Can I get you a double-double? wink
(7 years ago)
Fine, thanks, Butch. About to step out so I'll have to take a raincheck on that one. Thank you for the offer though! Have a great day! : )
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 2-Jun-16 4:45 AM (7 years ago)
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Okay everyone, I'm turning into a pumpkin, time for bed!
Sleep well smile
(7 years ago)
Thu, 2-Jun-16 4:09 AM (7 years ago)
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Is it wrong that I check out mom's at my kids school
Never get caught and besides I think they enjoy it. Not too many dads picking up kids from school smile
(7 years ago)
Oh yes then south and west haha lol
(7 years ago)
Butch McFury likes this
Not a thing wrong with it. I love it when I have to pick my kid up
(7 years ago)
I pick them up every day. It helps that my wife knows most of them so at this point they know me too. It's easier to discretely have a little stare at the important places smile
(7 years ago)
no ....but checking out the kids would be frowned upon
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 2-Jun-16 3:53 AM (7 years ago)
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Why is it midnight and I'm still working? Oh right because I'm not done and I keep getting distracted
Thu, 2-Jun-16 3:24 AM (7 years ago)
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Trying to get work done with NN around is very hard. I need to find a way of not getting distracted but the distractions are so much fun!
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