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mucklechuckle's Recent Statuses
Sat, 31-Aug-19 11:46 AM (4 years ago)
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Been a while but finally some private time.
Mon, 3-Jun-19 5:28 PM (4 years ago)
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Just been for a run at the beach. Sat in the car about to leave and another car drives into the next car park and the lad starts getting head off the lass. So effing jealous and very horny.
Tue, 28-May-19 12:09 PM (4 years ago)
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Is there a better feeling than moisturising after having a well overdue trim down? Discuss
Ok that is better. Some sun would be nice.
(4 years ago)
Jumping in a pool a hot day,,,ahhhhh
(4 years ago)
Can't think of much worse tbh,but whatever turns you on,matey.
(4 years ago)
Enjoying a pint of foaming ale on a hot summer's day?
(4 years ago)
Trimming my gentlemans area comes about 579.5 down my list of things I have no interest in ever doing: )
(4 years ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:54 AM (5 years ago)
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Having a coffee looking at the garden deciding what I should do.
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drink your coffee of course
(5 years ago)
more coffee
(5 years ago)
You for coffee, me for coffee wink
(5 years ago)
Mon, 23-Nov-15 5:27 PM (8 years ago)
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Hi all, been ages, how is everyone?
Fri, 5-Jun-15 7:07 AM (8 years ago)
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Rare day off in the week and even better i'm all alone.. I believe it's porn o' clock!
Sun, 29-Mar-15 12:00 PM (9 years ago)
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Well I see this place hasn't changed, I'm off.
Oh it's changed sad
(9 years ago)
or the better
(9 years ago)
Yes it has changed. Not for the good either. sad
(9 years ago)
Well, a lot backwards, some forward. Theres been a reduction to me in real terms.
(9 years ago)
Sun, 29-Mar-15 11:20 AM (9 years ago)
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Hi everyone. Been away for ages how is everyone?
Hey muck! How are ya? smile
(9 years ago)
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(9 years ago)
I'm ok thanks. Just the usual stuff. Got a couple of weeks to myself so thought I'd check back in here. x
(9 years ago)
Wed, 18-Jun-14 12:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Why is there never anyone about when you need some playtime?
Well this is a world wide site. The sun is always shining upon a horny individual.
(9 years ago)
Never seems to be shining my way though
(9 years ago)
Life is not fair is it? sad
(9 years ago)
It isn't legz.
(9 years ago)
Fri, 6-Jun-14 4:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Bored, bored, bllody bored. And sore did I leave out sore? Yeah, really bored and really sore!!!
Mon, 2-Jun-14 7:58 AM (9 years ago)
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Thanks for all the good wishes, operation went to plan (mostly) now sat in pain, covered in bandages and arm in a sling being very bored.
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mmm fairy nuff
(9 years ago)
You can come look after me if you want?
(9 years ago)
on me way...... *sticks my nurses uniform on*
(9 years ago)
Excellent, but only if its a slutty nurses uniform!
(9 years ago)
naturlich, mein herr
(9 years ago)
Fri, 30-May-14 7:48 AM (9 years ago)
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Last playtime before the operation.
Knackered ligaments in my hand.
(9 years ago)
I wonder what was the cause of that....
(9 years ago)
I was worried it was an operation like our tomcat had
(9 years ago)
giggles at the face and good luck muckle!!
(9 years ago)
What's wrong with the other hand?
(9 years ago)
Tue, 20-May-14 10:00 AM (9 years ago)
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Morning everyone, much going on? Eventful day for me already.
mornin muck! why so eventful?
(9 years ago)
Just been told i' being operated on next friday
(9 years ago)
yikes! good luck.
(9 years ago)
Thanks, apparently my knackered finger is more serious than i though
(9 years ago)
hopefully they'll get you fixed right up! i know a great hand surgeon if u need one. wink
(9 years ago)
Mon, 19-May-14 12:53 PM (9 years ago)
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So infinitely bored and fed up! Someone entertain me!!
Hope you found someone...mwah xxx
(9 years ago)
Sat, 10-May-14 10:50 AM (9 years ago)
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Morning everyone. It's a day for PJ's, films and NN!
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morning chuckle
(9 years ago)
Morning lovely. x
(9 years ago)
perfect x
(9 years ago)
All the ladies are more than welcome to join me. x
(9 years ago)
Thu, 8-May-14 7:15 PM (9 years ago)
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After a really foul mood all day and some bad news for a friend there's nothing better than removing trousers and relaxing with you lot!
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shhhh,stop making a fuss.................just relax
(9 years ago)
*remebers thst comment for when its lyn's turn*
(9 years ago)
dude... it's batter. that's non-conductive. relax
(9 years ago)
you tell him hun wink
(9 years ago)
Lmfao!!....*ok mr smarty pants....sees the BATTER and the griddle....* tongue
(9 years ago)
Wed, 7-May-14 9:22 AM (9 years ago)
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Got a bad case of pervcrastination today!!
hi babe
(9 years ago)
Tue, 29-Apr-14 9:44 AM (9 years ago)
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How is everyone this morning?
good and you?
(9 years ago)
Better for seeing you here
(9 years ago)
Thu, 3-Apr-14 8:51 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning everyone. Miserable day again so what to do..... oh yeah, perving!!
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chance one eye...
(10 years ago)
Chance one eye??
(10 years ago)
you dont wanna go blind in both hun,lol
(10 years ago)
haha
(10 years ago)
Tue, 1-Apr-14 8:00 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning how is everyone on this miserable wet monday morning?
shudda married you
(10 years ago)
Still free.... would settle for less too
(10 years ago)
mmmmm *a man that does housework*
(10 years ago)
I'll do anything with enough incentive
(10 years ago)
that's wot they all say...till you marry 'em
(10 years ago)
Sat, 15-Mar-14 10:10 AM (10 years ago)
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Nothing better than a lazy morning perving in bed and clothes haven't come within 3 feet of me!
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thats my ideal morning
(10 years ago)
haha mine too.
(10 years ago)
Ideal morning: still fast asleep smile
(10 years ago)
Couldn't last. Had to walk the dog..
(10 years ago)
Thu, 6-Mar-14 9:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Ah last night of freedom with all the gorgeous peoples on NN what could be better??
Wed, 5-Mar-14 12:13 PM (10 years ago)
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Nipped home from work to get my forgotten lunch and made the mistake of looking at Pickles2713's new pics. Gonna be late back to work!!
haha oops tongue
(10 years ago)
Tue, 4-Mar-14 9:24 AM (10 years ago)
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Morning everyone, had a very pleasant days peeving yesterday, looking forward to more of the same today.
morning *lix*
(10 years ago)
hi lix hows you today? xx
(10 years ago)
getting a brain pain, homeworks a bitch *lix*
(10 years ago)
Hope I've been able to help?
(10 years ago)
Mon, 3-Mar-14 10:10 PM (10 years ago)
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Even though i was on all day couldn't resist popping back for an evening perv!
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