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GoldenShowers's Recent Statuses
Fri, 20-Mar-15 10:16 PM (9 years ago)
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Love to get a prostate massage right about now
I'm ready when you are smile
(9 years ago)
I keep my prostate in a jar
(9 years ago)
Oi Meg! I hope that latex glove's clean!
(9 years ago)
Oi Oi lol meister yep fresh out the box would you like one? wink
(9 years ago)
You don't need protection Meg - bareback's fine. I can't get pregnant back there...
(9 years ago)
Sun, 11-Jan-15 6:38 PM (9 years ago)
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As soon as you get your penis out it must send a signal for everyone in the house to flock to that end. Can't a guy masturbate in peace?
Shadow-28 likes this
Sat, 1-Nov-14 7:54 PM (9 years ago)
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Just a relaxing day here playing with my penis
rhinostool likes this
Wed, 18-Jun-14 4:38 PM (9 years ago)
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Really want a woman to pee on me right now
I can send you a pic....thats about it....warm and wet!
(9 years ago)
I would love that. You have some amazing pictures btw!
(9 years ago)
Fri, 4-Apr-14 11:41 PM (10 years ago)
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I just love seeing a girl sit on a toilet
i want a woman to sit on my face
(10 years ago)
I want to sit in a Rolls.
(10 years ago)
never mind..................
(10 years ago)
I prefer sofas or beds, but do your thing.
(10 years ago)
Mon, 11-Nov-13 1:34 PM (10 years ago)
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I uploaded a few new pictures of my penis. Go check them out!
goodcleanfun likes this
Okay. Now what?
(10 years ago)
Tell me what you think and if you really like them you could always masturbate while looking at it smile
(10 years ago)
no thanks, I know what one looks like...
(10 years ago)
Well I'm currently contemplating the meaning of life and the price of fish, if that helps?
(10 years ago)
It's good to have stuff on your mind like that
(10 years ago)
Mon, 21-Oct-13 10:21 PM (10 years ago)
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I haven't masturbated in a few days. Soon there will semen everywhere
gets me plazzy mac on
(10 years ago)
wooohooo semen!
(10 years ago)
like firemen?
(10 years ago)
they liv on boats
(10 years ago)
Mon, 26-Aug-13 10:50 PM (10 years ago)
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Just sitting here with an erection
Thanks! That did the trick. I just came everywhere smile
(10 years ago)
I have quite a few bending over pics posted if that is what you like
(10 years ago)
I'll have to go and check them out. I was just in the mood to look at some sexy butt today
(10 years ago)
Actually considering your username there are some pics of that in my album too
(10 years ago)
Yes I see that. I enjoyed them too! I love watching women pee. It's just incredibly sexy to watch that
(10 years ago)
Thu, 1-Aug-13 1:23 PM (10 years ago)
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Slept like a rock, woke up hard as a rock.
rigor mortis ?
(10 years ago)
Wed, 31-Jul-13 12:29 PM (10 years ago)
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Life's too short. Go out and be naked!
freekforpussy likes this
Sun, 21-Jul-13 11:10 PM (10 years ago)
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My penis is very hard right now. Wish someone would pay attention to it
BustyNurse999 likes this
Sat, 6-Jul-13 12:44 PM (10 years ago)
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My girlfriend just found out about Hello Kitty condoms...
rhinostool likes this
"condoms is like s****ing in yer wellies" lol
(10 years ago)
Sat, 22-Jun-13 11:04 AM (10 years ago)
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I hope all the ladies out there are enjoying their man's morning wood this morning!
who needs a man? pffft
(10 years ago)
My gf enjoys my morning wood
(10 years ago)
that is all that matters then
(10 years ago)
can't say I did...if he had one lol he took it with him when he left for work this morning while I was asleep...he knows better then to wake me..if he wants to keep his morning wood lol
(10 years ago)
Yep. She loves seeing how hard I am every morning. She likes it because it's her freebie of the day. She doesn't need to do any work to make my penis hard so she takes advantage of it.
(10 years ago)
Fri, 7-Jun-13 2:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Ladies should I shave my balls or keep them hairy?
live dangerously......................... just shave one
(10 years ago)
Wed, 5-Jun-13 4:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Why do people always walk in when I'm trying to masturbate?
because you're the lift attendant?
(10 years ago)
Tue, 14-May-13 12:42 PM (11 years ago)
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I call it morning wood, you can call it breakfast in bed
CumpigChristy likes this
Your not pissed at me, are you pissing at me?
(11 years ago)
Just stating what some girls like to call my morning wood. Always good to start your day with some gentleman's sausage
(11 years ago)
Tue, 14-May-13 2:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Would love to have my balls massaged right now
I_spill_stuff likes this
So would I, can you recommend anyone?
(11 years ago)
My GF is good at it but she's unavailable tonight even for me
(11 years ago)
Yeah, she told me that too! Lol. Joking don't get pissed.
(11 years ago)
Mon, 13-May-13 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
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I love my morning wood!
CumpigChristy likes this
i like fire wood smile)
(11 years ago)
I like my morning espresso
(11 years ago)
*gets chainsaw*
(11 years ago)
Dark Thoughts, you don't like the site of morning wood?
(11 years ago)
too many weeners here already..BBBRRRRAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
(11 years ago)
Thu, 24-Jan-13 5:48 PM (11 years ago)
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I have a huge erection right now. What should I do about it? smile
Dont touch it, save it for the future
(11 years ago)
Sell it
(11 years ago)
Chop it off
(11 years ago)
preserve it in carbonite
(11 years ago)
oooo don't mention carbonite......makes me go cold lol
(11 years ago)
Sun, 18-Nov-12 9:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Love looking at girl's butthole's. Any girls like showing off their butthole?
yea..but he's asleep on the couch
(11 years ago)
^^^ damn!!
(11 years ago)
(Hubby)...wheres was my finger last night sweetie?....uh huh..up yers...now everyone knows
(11 years ago)
lol
(11 years ago)
Tue, 5-Jul-11 12:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Living the nudist lifestyle today! Who wants to join?
g56 likes this
Tue, 9-Mar-10 1:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Just got out of the shower. It's a nice day. I think I'll stay naked for a while smile
BraGirl likes this
Mon, 8-Mar-10 12:08 AM (14 years ago)
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Any girls here like to show off their butthole? That's my new fascination smile
my assholes always on show
(14 years ago)
Sat, 6-Feb-10 7:13 PM (14 years ago)
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There doesn't seem too many pictures of black girls. Too bad. I love me some chocolate smile
BraGirl likes this
i agree there should be more!!!
(14 years ago)