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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (661 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(661 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(653 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(653 days ago)
I like being underx
(653 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (666 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(666 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(666 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(666 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(666 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(666 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (673 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(673 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(673 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(669 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (683 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(683 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(683 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(683 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(677 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(677 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (701 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(701 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(701 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(701 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(701 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(701 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (701 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(701 days ago)
Lol!
(701 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(701 days ago)
wow
(701 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (703 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (729 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(729 days ago)
steak?
(729 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(729 days ago)
details at 6!
(729 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(729 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (751 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(751 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(751 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(751 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(751 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(750 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (756 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(756 days ago)
of what?
(756 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(756 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(753 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (756 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(756 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(756 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(756 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (757 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(757 days ago)
agreed
(757 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(757 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(756 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(653 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (759 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(759 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(759 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(759 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (763 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(763 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(763 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(763 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(763 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(763 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (809 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(809 days ago)
lol x#
(809 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(806 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (809 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(809 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (812 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(812 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(812 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(812 days ago)
love to insert cock
(812 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(653 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (812 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(812 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(812 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(812 days ago)
oh lol
(812 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(812 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (813 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(813 days ago)
lol
(813 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(813 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(813 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(813 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (813 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(813 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(813 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(813 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(813 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(813 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (814 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(814 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(814 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (814 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(814 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(814 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(814 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(814 days ago)
a tragedy*
(814 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (819 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(819 days ago)
lol greamed
(819 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(819 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(819 days ago)
NEW IT
(819 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (846 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(842 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (848 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(848 days ago)
this is true.
(848 days ago)
more! more!
(848 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(848 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(653 days ago)
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