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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (826 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(826 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(817 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(817 days ago)
I like being underx
(817 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (831 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(831 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(831 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(831 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(831 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(831 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (838 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(838 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(838 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(834 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (847 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(847 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(847 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(847 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(841 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(841 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (866 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(866 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(866 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(866 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(866 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(866 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (866 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(866 days ago)
Lol!
(866 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(866 days ago)
wow
(866 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (867 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (893 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(893 days ago)
steak?
(893 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(893 days ago)
details at 6!
(893 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(893 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (915 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(915 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(915 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(915 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(915 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(915 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (921 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(921 days ago)
of what?
(921 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(921 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(918 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (921 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(921 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(921 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(921 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (921 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(921 days ago)
agreed
(921 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(921 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(921 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(817 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (924 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(924 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(924 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(924 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (928 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(928 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(928 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(928 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(928 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(928 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (974 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(974 days ago)
lol x#
(974 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(970 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (974 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(974 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (977 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(977 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(977 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(977 days ago)
love to insert cock
(977 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(817 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (977 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(977 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(977 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(977 days ago)
oh lol
(977 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(977 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (978 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(978 days ago)
lol
(978 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(978 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(978 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(978 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (978 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(978 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(978 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(978 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(978 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(978 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (979 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(979 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(979 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (979 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(979 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(979 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(979 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(979 days ago)
a tragedy*
(979 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (984 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(984 days ago)
lol greamed
(984 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(984 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(984 days ago)
NEW IT
(984 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (1011 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(1006 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (1013 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(1013 days ago)
this is true.
(1013 days ago)
more! more!
(1013 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(1013 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(817 days ago)
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