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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (1519 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(1519 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(1510 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(1510 days ago)
I like being underx
(1510 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (1524 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(1524 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(1524 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(1524 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(1524 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(1524 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (1531 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(1531 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(1531 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(1527 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (1540 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(1540 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(1540 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(1540 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(1535 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(1535 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (1559 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(1559 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(1559 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(1559 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(1559 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(1559 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (1559 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(1559 days ago)
Lol!
(1559 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(1559 days ago)
wow
(1559 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (1560 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (1586 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(1586 days ago)
steak?
(1586 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(1586 days ago)
details at 6!
(1586 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(1586 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (1608 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(1608 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(1608 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(1608 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(1608 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(1608 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (1614 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(1614 days ago)
of what?
(1614 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(1614 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(1611 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (1614 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(1614 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(1614 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(1614 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (1614 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(1614 days ago)
agreed
(1614 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(1614 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(1614 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(1510 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (1617 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(1617 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(1617 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(1617 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (1621 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(1621 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(1621 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(1621 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(1621 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(1621 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (1667 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(1667 days ago)
lol x#
(1667 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(1664 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (1667 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(1667 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (1670 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(1670 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(1670 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(1670 days ago)
love to insert cock
(1670 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(1510 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (1670 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(1670 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(1670 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(1670 days ago)
oh lol
(1670 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(1670 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (1671 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(1671 days ago)
lol
(1671 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(1671 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(1671 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(1671 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (1671 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(1671 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(1671 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(1671 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(1671 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(1671 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (1672 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(1672 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(1672 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (1672 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(1672 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(1672 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(1672 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(1672 days ago)
a tragedy*
(1672 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (1677 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(1677 days ago)
lol greamed
(1677 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(1677 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(1677 days ago)
NEW IT
(1677 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (1704 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(1700 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (1706 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(1706 days ago)
this is true.
(1706 days ago)
more! more!
(1706 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(1706 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(1510 days ago)
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