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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (757 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(757 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(748 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(748 days ago)
I like being underx
(748 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (762 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(762 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(762 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(762 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(762 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(762 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (769 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(769 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(769 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(765 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (778 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(778 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(778 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(778 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(772 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(772 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (797 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(797 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(797 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(797 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(797 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(797 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (797 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(797 days ago)
Lol!
(797 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(797 days ago)
wow
(797 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (798 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (824 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(824 days ago)
steak?
(824 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(824 days ago)
details at 6!
(824 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(824 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (846 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(846 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(846 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(846 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(846 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(846 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (852 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(852 days ago)
of what?
(852 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(852 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(849 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (852 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(852 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(852 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(852 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (852 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(852 days ago)
agreed
(852 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(852 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(852 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(748 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (855 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(855 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(855 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(855 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (859 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(859 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(859 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(859 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(859 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(859 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (905 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(905 days ago)
lol x#
(905 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(901 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (905 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(905 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (908 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(908 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(908 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(908 days ago)
love to insert cock
(908 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(748 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (908 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(908 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(908 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(908 days ago)
oh lol
(908 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(908 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (909 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(909 days ago)
lol
(909 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(909 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(909 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(909 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (909 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(909 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(909 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(909 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(909 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(909 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (910 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(910 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(910 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (910 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(910 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(910 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(910 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(910 days ago)
a tragedy*
(910 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (915 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(915 days ago)
lol greamed
(915 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(915 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(915 days ago)
NEW IT
(915 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (942 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(937 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (944 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(944 days ago)
this is true.
(944 days ago)
more! more!
(944 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(944 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(748 days ago)
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