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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (848 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(848 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(839 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(839 days ago)
I like being underx
(839 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (853 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(853 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(853 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(853 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(853 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(853 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (860 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(860 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(860 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(856 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (869 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(869 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(869 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(869 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(863 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(863 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (888 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(888 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(888 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(888 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(888 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(888 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (888 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(888 days ago)
Lol!
(888 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(888 days ago)
wow
(888 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (889 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (915 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(915 days ago)
steak?
(915 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(915 days ago)
details at 6!
(915 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(915 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (937 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(937 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(937 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(937 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(937 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(937 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (943 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(943 days ago)
of what?
(943 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(943 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(940 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (943 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(943 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(943 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(943 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (943 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(943 days ago)
agreed
(943 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(943 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(943 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(839 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (946 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(946 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(946 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(946 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (950 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(950 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(950 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(950 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(950 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(950 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (996 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(996 days ago)
lol x#
(996 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(992 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (996 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(996 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (999 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(999 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(999 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(999 days ago)
love to insert cock
(999 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(839 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (999 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(999 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(999 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(999 days ago)
oh lol
(999 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(999 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (1000 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(1000 days ago)
lol
(1000 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(1000 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(1000 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(1000 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (1000 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(1000 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(1000 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(1000 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(1000 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(1000 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (1001 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(1001 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(1001 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (1001 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(1001 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(1001 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(1001 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(1001 days ago)
a tragedy*
(1001 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (1006 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(1006 days ago)
lol greamed
(1006 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(1006 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(1006 days ago)
NEW IT
(1006 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (1033 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(1029 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (1035 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(1035 days ago)
this is true.
(1035 days ago)
more! more!
(1035 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(1035 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(839 days ago)
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