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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (666 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(666 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(658 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(658 days ago)
I like being underx
(658 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (671 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(671 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(671 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(671 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(671 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(671 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (678 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(678 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(678 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(674 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (688 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(688 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(688 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(688 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(682 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(682 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (706 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(706 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(706 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(706 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(706 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(706 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (706 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(706 days ago)
Lol!
(706 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(706 days ago)
wow
(706 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (708 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (734 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(734 days ago)
steak?
(734 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(734 days ago)
details at 6!
(734 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(734 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (756 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(756 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(756 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(756 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(756 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(756 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (761 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(761 days ago)
of what?
(761 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(761 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(758 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (761 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(761 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(761 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(761 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (762 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(762 days ago)
agreed
(762 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(762 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(762 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(658 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (764 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(764 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(764 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(764 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (768 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(768 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(768 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(768 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(768 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(768 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (814 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(814 days ago)
lol x#
(814 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(811 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (814 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(814 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (817 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(817 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(817 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(817 days ago)
love to insert cock
(817 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(658 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (818 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(818 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(818 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(818 days ago)
oh lol
(818 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(818 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (818 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(818 days ago)
lol
(818 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(818 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(818 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(818 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (818 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(818 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(818 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(818 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(818 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(818 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (819 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(819 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(819 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (819 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(819 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(819 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(819 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(819 days ago)
a tragedy*
(819 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (824 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(824 days ago)
lol greamed
(824 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(824 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(824 days ago)
NEW IT
(824 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (851 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(847 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (853 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(853 days ago)
this is true.
(853 days ago)
more! more!
(853 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(853 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(658 days ago)
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