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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (1494 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(1494 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(1485 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(1485 days ago)
I like being underx
(1485 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (1499 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(1499 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(1499 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(1499 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(1499 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(1499 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (1506 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(1506 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(1506 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(1502 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (1515 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(1515 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(1515 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(1515 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(1509 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(1509 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (1534 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(1534 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(1534 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(1534 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(1534 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(1534 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (1534 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(1534 days ago)
Lol!
(1534 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(1534 days ago)
wow
(1534 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (1535 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (1561 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(1561 days ago)
steak?
(1561 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(1561 days ago)
details at 6!
(1561 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(1561 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (1583 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(1583 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(1583 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(1583 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(1583 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(1583 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (1589 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(1589 days ago)
of what?
(1589 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(1589 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(1586 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (1589 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(1589 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(1589 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(1589 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (1589 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(1589 days ago)
agreed
(1589 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(1589 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(1589 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(1485 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (1592 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(1592 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(1592 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(1592 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (1596 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(1596 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(1596 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(1596 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(1596 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(1596 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (1642 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(1642 days ago)
lol x#
(1642 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(1638 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (1642 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(1642 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (1645 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(1645 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(1645 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(1645 days ago)
love to insert cock
(1645 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(1485 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (1645 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(1645 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(1645 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(1645 days ago)
oh lol
(1645 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(1645 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (1646 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(1646 days ago)
lol
(1646 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(1646 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(1646 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(1646 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (1646 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(1646 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(1646 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(1646 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(1646 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(1646 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (1647 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(1647 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(1647 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (1647 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(1647 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(1647 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(1647 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(1647 days ago)
a tragedy*
(1647 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (1652 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(1652 days ago)
lol greamed
(1652 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(1652 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(1652 days ago)
NEW IT
(1652 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (1679 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(1674 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (1681 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(1681 days ago)
this is true.
(1681 days ago)
more! more!
(1681 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(1681 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(1485 days ago)
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