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zyff's Recent Statuses
Tue, 26-Jun-12 5:02 PM (794 days ago)
It's fun to be on top once in a while, I guess
the top deck is better, better view
(794 days ago)
I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!
(785 days ago)
not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah
(785 days ago)
I like being underx
(785 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jun-12 4:27 PM (799 days ago)
I don't think that's your finger
sorry its a little cold in here
(799 days ago)
I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome
(799 days ago)
It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!
(799 days ago)
so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?
(799 days ago)
Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...
(799 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jun-12 6:46 PM (806 days ago)
The last time I did that I was sore for a week
Shower?....
(806 days ago)
hope it was worth the pain then
(806 days ago)
10 hour horseback ride?
(802 days ago)
Tue, 5-Jun-12 1:30 PM (815 days ago)
I'm tired of talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while?
rem870 and 69.deborah like this
ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/
(815 days ago)
Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?
(815 days ago)
i like your ass, how am i doing?
(815 days ago)
ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe
(809 days ago)
will talk with you not about you or about you with youxx
(809 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:08 PM (834 days ago)
Some guy really needs to open an account as Livermore, haha that cracked me up
Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....
(834 days ago)
I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds
(834 days ago)
yer i know, but i was just asking what it is
(834 days ago)
A city in California is all I know.
(834 days ago)
I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake
(834 days ago)
Thu, 17-May-12 7:05 PM (834 days ago)
Status is really funny this afternoon
cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing
(834 days ago)
Lol!
(834 days ago)
It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!
(834 days ago)
wow
(834 days ago)
Wed, 16-May-12 1:37 PM (835 days ago)
Cartman, I thought you were gone
Fri, 20-Apr-12 1:57 PM (861 days ago)
It was definitely big, but I've had better
magnum6913 likes this
A hamburger?
(861 days ago)
steak?
(861 days ago)
Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here
(861 days ago)
details at 6!
(861 days ago)
You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno
(861 days ago)
Thu, 29-Mar-12 2:29 PM (883 days ago)
This will hurt you way more than it will hurt me
Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see
(883 days ago)
FB, nice bedside manner! Haha
(883 days ago)
Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol
(883 days ago)
i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you
(883 days ago)
i hope so hello zyff
(883 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 8:19 PM (889 days ago)
Don't push, everyone gets a piece
justmyjunk and hairytits like this
of what?
(889 days ago)
of what?
(889 days ago)
thats good, im glad, hope im near the front
(889 days ago)
patiently waiting my turn
(886 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 5:14 PM (889 days ago)
That's the biggest one I've ever seen, I wonder if it works
tv?
(889 days ago)
turn it on and find out.
(889 days ago)
i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...
(889 days ago)
Fri, 23-Mar-12 2:41 PM (889 days ago)
Girth matters
It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!
(889 days ago)
agreed
(889 days ago)
yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.
(889 days ago)
girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?
(889 days ago)
I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.
(785 days ago)
Tue, 20-Mar-12 8:10 PM (892 days ago)
My options are always open
sounds good
(892 days ago)
id prefere it if your legs were to
(892 days ago)
does that include hole options? ;p
(892 days ago)
Fri, 16-Mar-12 6:01 PM (896 days ago)
Seeking series's who seek seeking
Diane44 likes this
its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing
(896 days ago)
I don't know, ask the seekers
(896 days ago)
I'm overflowing too, but not my brain
(896 days ago)
then whats overflowing?
(896 days ago)
i'm seeking, i think??
(896 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (942 days ago)
Im so hippy ma artokirect iz of
MissMoana and merlin1801 like this
peace man
(942 days ago)
lol x#
(942 days ago)
hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther
(938 days ago)
Mon, 30-Jan-12 6:44 PM (942 days ago)
Just turned off autocorrect, now all my mistakes will be my own
CindyDoYou likes this
Own them hun!
(942 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 5:48 PM (945 days ago)
Generic status: insert anything you want here...or here...
OhioJoe and Muffin Lover like this
It's a word, look it up
(945 days ago)
mmm, i like the sounds of that!
(945 days ago)
*presses insert key*
(945 days ago)
love to insert cock
(945 days ago)
I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.
(785 days ago)
Fri, 27-Jan-12 3:17 PM (945 days ago)
Now I'm wondering what everyone does for jobs
sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...
(945 days ago)
but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol
(945 days ago)
Money is very sexy, at least to me
(945 days ago)
oh lol
(945 days ago)
retired no job!!!!
(945 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:32 PM (946 days ago)
A whale penis by any other name still wouldn't smell like a rose...
Hoozthedaddy and natmass0 like this
Gotta love the classics
(946 days ago)
lol
(946 days ago)
shakespeare, right?
(946 days ago)
Quality zyff.
(946 days ago)
I try to keep the site literate
(946 days ago)
Thu, 26-Jan-12 7:15 PM (946 days ago)
What did I learn today? It's fun to say whale penis
tight4skin and Hoozthedaddy like this
See?
(946 days ago)
every day's a school day.
(946 days ago)
did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?
(946 days ago)
try saying it 10 times.....
(946 days ago)
I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too
(946 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 5:42 PM (947 days ago)
I'm terribly annoyed, but getting better at it
firehose78 likes this
very good at it
(947 days ago)
should i tickle you?
(947 days ago)
Wed, 25-Jan-12 4:43 PM (947 days ago)
Wow, I almost quoted a song, but fortunately I came to my senses in time
well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything
(947 days ago)
oh the horrors lol
(947 days ago)
wow, what aragedy
(947 days ago)
was it a tom jones song?
(947 days ago)
a tragedy*
(947 days ago)
Fri, 20-Jan-12 6:13 PM (952 days ago)
I dreamed I was being fucked by the world's biggest dick, and when I woke up I couldn't find my pillow...at first...
i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie
(952 days ago)
lol greamed
(952 days ago)
yor a star [ S S ]
(952 days ago)
a shooting star, dontcha know?
(952 days ago)
NEW IT
(952 days ago)
Sat, 24-Dec-11 5:23 PM (979 days ago)
I'd tell everyone to eat drink and be merry, but there's too many guys on here being Mary already
almost clever...
(975 days ago)
Thu, 22-Dec-11 6:07 PM (981 days ago)
Wen it comes to being complimented or fucked, there's no such thing as enough
Oops, when haha
(981 days ago)
this is true.
(981 days ago)
more! more!
(981 days ago)
hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas
(981 days ago)
I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!
(785 days ago)
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