the top deck is better, better view

I enjoy having the woman on top it allows me to play with her tits and clit as she rides my cock!

not if your hands are shackled....bwuuaaaah hahahahah

I like being under:)x

sorry its a little cold in here

I don't mind little dicks, but big ones are awesome ;)

It is my finger and no it wasn't a mistake!

so i bet you would love my steel one,is hard as a rock all the time,what would u do to me?

Yesssssss zyff. I MUST Agree With U...:)

Shower?....;)

hope it was worth the pain then

10 hour horseback ride?

ok here we go.......ummm........nope nothing :/

Luv ur ass zyff...does it get enough use?

i like your ass, how am i doing?

ts 500am and looking at your ass got me hard now you are going to get it hehe

will talk with you not about you or about you with you:)xx

Livermore Lovespuds.....I can feel a character comingon....

I have noooooo idea, but autocorrect liked it better than lovespuds ;)

yer i know, but i was just asking what it is

A city in California is all I know.

I like Livermore Lovespuds, but that would be so hard to type in login when not fully awake

cos your here, your like a funny ermm funny status thing

Lol!

It's not me! I'm cracking up over the stuff people are saying!

wow

A hamburger?

steak?

Actually it was a bagel, it's morning here ;)

details at 6!

You can still eat steak for breakfast yanno :)

Cartman, I sunbathe naked a lot, but our yard is pretty private, you'd have to really look to see ;)

FB, nice bedside manner! Haha ;)

Ha! Only if they are being dick-faces. I give compassion where compassion is due. lol

i would install x ray vision eyes if it ment i got to see you

i hope so :D hello zyff

of what? :)

of what?

thats good, im glad, hope im near the front

patiently waiting my turn

tv?

turn it on and find out. :)

i think it probably needs a lot of hand-cranking to get it going...

It's a good thing I have a big brain!!!

agreed

yeah if your stretched out like a tunnel.

girth- was he the bloke with glasses on waynes world?

I have a nice thick cock, it is always apleasure to stretch a lady's love canal and hear her moan with satisfaction on every stroke.

sounds good

id prefere it if your legs were to :)

does that include hole options? ;p

its kinda confizing, my brain is overflowing

I don't know, ask the seekers ;)

I'm overflowing too, but not my brain ;)

then whats overflowing?

i'm seeking, i think??

peace man

lol x#

hello sugar....nice ass u hav ther

Own them hun!

It's a word, look it up ;)

mmm, i like the sounds of that!

*presses insert key*

love to insert cock

I would enjoy inserting my cock in all of your open "generic" status places.

sorry mike, i meant zyff's ass...

but then again i live 15 miles from mexico so they don't really care lol

Money is very sexy, at least to me ;)

oh lol

retired no job!!!!

Gotta love the classics ;)

lol

shakespeare, right? ;)

Quality zyff.

I try to keep the site literate ;)

See?

every day's a school day.

did you see that tosh video of a woman touching a whale penis?

try saying it 10 times.....:)

I know, the waitress just gave me a funny look too ;)

very good at it

should i tickle you?

well at least you didn't fuck newt gingrich or anything

oh the horrors lol

wow, what aragedy

was it a tom jones song?

a tragedy*

i greamed i was in a hollywood moooovie

lol greamed

yor a star [ S S ]

a shooting star, dontcha know?

NEW IT

almost clever...

Oops, when haha

this is true.

more! more!

hi zyff hope you have wonderful xmas

I agree. I enjoy complimenting a lady often and fucking her to reinforce the compliments!