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strretch's Recent Statuses
Fri, 23-Mar-18 6:35 PM (6 years ago)
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Always a bonus when birthday falls on TOF smile
cutensweet1 and deepsea69 like this
Happy birthday!! bounce
(6 years ago)
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Thank you cutensweet1.. love a challenge of squeezing the bouncing boobs smile
(6 years ago)
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Happy birthday
(6 years ago)
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thank you mic
(6 years ago)
Wed, 21-Mar-18 12:58 PM (6 years ago)
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With all this talk of bacon I now have a craving to fry some up to go with eggs. Glad the bacon wasn't frozen.
It was sooooo good.. ate all of it.. but still have half a package left for next next round.. who's up for a bacon feast?
(6 years ago)
Sorry I was down the hallway ..did I hear somebody say bacon ?..can we all share the bacon ?
(6 years ago)
I better get out a few more packages.. how does everyone like it done?
(6 years ago)
Crispy ..I feel is the only way to cook Bacon
(6 years ago)
I had a Bacon, lettuce, pickle sammich for lunch smile smile
(6 years ago)
Tue, 13-Mar-18 8:47 PM (6 years ago)
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32 videos being processed, and at least one of them has already had 25 views lol
bman5946, UnclePee and ronno1 like this
you posted 32 videois
(6 years ago)
smedium and strretch like this
lol.. I'm not up to kirk's posting frequency yet.. just noticing how many were in the que to be processed and how some of them had lots of views before they were viewable
(6 years ago)
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Mon, 29-May-17 7:43 PM (6 years ago)
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I know it's a slow day when I click on my profile page again and again to see what friend pics show up.. so far my best hand is 3 pairs of awesome boobs and a pair of sexy asses
just rolled 4 pairs of gorgeous tits and an ass high.. time to buy a lottery
(6 years ago)
PApda likes this
"rolled" 5 pairs of tits. Hard to beat
(6 years ago)
would a non homosexual guy using the the bathroom be a straight flush?
(6 years ago)
Wodja and strretch like this
Tue, 15-Nov-16 8:11 PM (7 years ago)
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Who's up for the annual Bare Oaks colour fun race.. shoes only
lennynatural likes this
Tue, 1-Nov-16 11:13 PM (7 years ago)
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Hard to stay in the right mood here when computer fan is broken and pc overheats and needs to shut down at the most inconvenient moment
desktop or laptop?
(7 years ago)
unfortunately a laptop, so not easy to replace, and short cut cleaning suggestions haven't worked.. maybe the vacuum I used in my video will have enough suction to remove the clog
(7 years ago)
thermo breakdown have no qiuck fix but to replace the fan most likely...I know it's not easy.I've done it....for future reference use a board....
(7 years ago)
strretch likes this
it allows space for air circulation.
(7 years ago)
True, put a fan in your pants before putting it on your lap.
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 4-Oct-16 3:13 AM (7 years ago)
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Just broke my second Garmin fitness tracker watch.. guess I should have removed it before admiring the sexy pics and vids here.. put lots of mileage on it though without leaving the house
Kinky_Kelly likes this
lol
(7 years ago)
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Hahaha
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 3-Oct-16 7:29 PM (7 years ago)
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like strretch liked the cam show of srscouple
Fri, 30-Sep-16 2:37 AM (7 years ago)
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wow.. just noticed I now have a 5 year shield.. how time flies by when having fun
funhotwife and nazgulnine like this
5 years is a good stretch.
(7 years ago)
Chuck-81 and strretch like this
hoping I can stretch it out for another 5 years.. at least.. with some help from my friends here
(7 years ago)
congradulations
(7 years ago)
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Hi stretch,as long as you are having funsmile
(7 years ago)
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Sat, 6-Feb-16 5:22 AM (8 years ago)
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To celebrate the Chinese New Year on Monday, I think it's tradition to spank the monkey
steelrat60 likes this
Good thing I don't celebrate it, juicy LOL
(8 years ago)
juicy likes this
ah, the year I turn 60 grin
(8 years ago)
Yup, and the 60th birthday year is considered particularly auspicious
(8 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
Good, I could use some auspiciousness
(8 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
Or chase the dragon...
(8 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
Thu, 4-Feb-16 5:02 PM (8 years ago)
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Had a good laugh during massage.. told her my hip joint was very sore so when she massaged it, my dick quickly turned into a human metronome and kept perfect time to her rhythm
Allegro, or Adagio?
(8 years ago)
quietwacpl and MarkandLacey like this
closer to Presto wink
(8 years ago)
presto is 1 up from Allegro on a metronome?
(8 years ago)
shame they don't have Con Fuoco on a\ metronome...means with fire; )
(8 years ago)
yup, it was definitely very quick tempo she had me at wink.. and she enjoys introducing laughter and other benefits into my massage
(8 years ago)
Sat, 30-Jan-16 7:40 PM (8 years ago)
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People who complain about the cold weather must not have yet discovered NN
lol
(8 years ago)
I think I get what you mean
(8 years ago)
Awwwww......nobody wants to play grin
(8 years ago)
Wed, 4-Nov-15 1:33 PM (8 years ago)
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I was fortunate target of a dare when very attractive woman at party I'd never met told me she was bored with her 2 friends standing beside her. I jokingly suggested quickie in her car.. and she agree
dirtycopper, Bipod and happy_belle like this
lucky you.
(8 years ago)
strretch likes this
Was great feeling to be used by a sexy younger woman who is a fitness instructor.. what great flexibility she had smile
(8 years ago)
That's a good thing, seeing as how you were in a car. LOL
(8 years ago)
for sure.. it wasn't going to be me contorting into different positions
(8 years ago)
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Wed, 4-Nov-15 4:42 AM (8 years ago)
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like strretch liked the cam show of 2doU
Tue, 8-Sep-15 11:51 PM (8 years ago)
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Spilled my coffee this morning when I looked up just a very attractive young woman was bending over to put her used dishes in the bin..she was enjoying hot day without any panties.. exchanged smiles
   
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