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Sun, 22-Nov-20 1:21 AM (3 years ago)
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How much wood *would* a wood chuck chuck?
henryv1598 likes this
if a wood chuck could chuck wood
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
If he could get another woodchuck to do it? None! 😂
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
OK, I"ll bite! A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!!
(3 years ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
you darn wood chucks stop chucking my wood
(3 years ago)
361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day. No, really, there's a scientific article:
(3 years ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Paskevich, P A, and T B Shea. “The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers.” Annals of Improbable Research, vol. 1, no. 4, 1995, pp. 4–9.
(3 years ago)
are the findings replicable hv1598 what other sources are cited huh
(3 years ago)
Researchers at Cornell determined that a woodchuck could chuck about 700 pounds:
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were psychological parameters considered mellow
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Additionally, though, how much wood could a wood duck duck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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