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tazdevilcc
Sun, 23-Jun-19 4:10 PM (4 years ago)
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Thick German sausage is looking for a big mouth wink
SexyEnglishBabe
Don't dare,emu or Lip
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and lip2lip like this
 		EmuLater
I was poised!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
I could hear your excitement
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
 lip2lip
Stop it ^^^^^ your there before anyone noticed
(4 years ago)
EmuLater and SexyEnglishBabe like this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
Lol don't dare turn it round on me
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
Well, you've heard of fast food, but here we have fast SEB!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
I had to stop you both
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Telling ya, shes drooling over herself there... passes napkin to Georgie
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
SEB's fast cos She's Smart...
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Haha
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
I have spaghetti meatballs tonight.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Not really a fan of meatballs
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
They can varie, I've found.
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
There was only enough for me anyway.
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
Frankfurters...eek
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Lol i wasn't asking for any
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
No, you don't ask, you pinch!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Isn’t that coz your sizzling this sausage fest wink ^^^
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter
I.....can't.....help.....myself.....raspberry
(4 years ago)
Raven2005 and lip2lip like this
 		Raven2005
^ must be Seb LOL
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Pfftty i don't punch food,where is the proof?
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
O m G...pinch...not punch
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 lip2lip
Gone to pieces I see lol ^^
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 		EmuLater
Wait till the first of the month for pinch punch.
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
I'm getting it from every angle...and no I'm not referring to the gif lol
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 		MidnightWriter
LOOK!!! it's......
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 		EmuLater
Even from the angle of dangle!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
I'm gonna slap whoever started calling me sausage lol
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
Wasn't me.
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 lip2lip
Whistles and walks towards Cumberland smile
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
 		MidnightWriter
LOL
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Am i Cumberland?
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
You have no beef with me, pork maybe! grin
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		Raven2005
Better than being called a burger eek
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
I'll slap you anyway emu
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
 		Raven2005
Seb won't slap me cos she heart me...smile
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
You and Cumberbatch would go well together!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Well your partial to a this
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
To a thick one eh, sausage
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
Cumberland and Cumberbatch
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
^ fancy a Hot Dog ?
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Let’s not forget the big mouth wink ^^^^^ sausage barm
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
I haven't got a big mouth
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
Your mouth is perfect...smile..for....
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 lip2lip
Shuurrrrrup Georgie
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		SexyEnglishBabe
You shurrup
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 lip2lip
Raids biscuit jar nomnom...... wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Get out,they're mine
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Jammy dodgers mmmm
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
You should try some German Sausage Seb..Some are excellent
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Maybe i have
(4 years ago)
Raven2005 likes this
 		EmuLater
Miso soup anyone?
(4 years ago)
MidnightWriter
German Sausages are the Wurst LOL
(4 years ago)
Revord2
I heard they’re the wurst.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
I het they're the wurst
(4 years ago)
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 		SexyEnglishBabe
Bet...everyone else is saying it so i want to
(4 years ago)
Revord2
Beat ya too it SEB wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Mw beat you to it...i saw both but wanted to copy lol
(4 years ago)
Revord2
But not MW
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
grin
(4 years ago)
Revord2
He’s a brat
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Bang on
(4 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
 		MidnightWriter
raspberry
(4 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
 		Raven2005
confused
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
saveloy's..that's the answer...thumbup1
(4 years ago)
Revord2
Everyone’s a wiener here
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		EmuLater
Even those with a (cock)tail between their legs.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
Chipolata off the old black
(4 years ago)
Raven2005
Seb..Upon checking yet again, you do not have I wiener..blink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 lip2lip
Really raves, you got proof of this wink
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Where did you check
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
The wiener takes it all, The loser standing small. Beside the victory, That's her destiny.
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
 		EmuLater
Okay, out of curiosity, I looked at all taz's previous statuses. LOL
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Grr now i have to
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
 		EmuLater
Started with coffee and then...
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Haha it quickly changed
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
 lip2lip
Lol curiosity wink really likes the hijacked one better
(4 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
 		EmuLater
You can't beat a good hijacking!
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
Not sure who started it
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
Ummm, you did SEB!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
You did
(4 years ago)
SexyEnglishBabe
No proof
(4 years ago)
EmuLater
Plenty of proof, unless you get a mod to delete it.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 		EmuLater
Before I screen grab it!
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
 lip2lip
Cut n paste it mu
(4 years ago)
Artistic
one sentence english?
(4 years ago)
lip2lip
One word, Jonny ^^
(4 years ago)
Artistic likes this
 		MitchandDaisy
Wurst opening line in a while...raspberry
(4 years ago)
lip2lip, EmuLater and LOVEXXXPORN like this
 		EmuLater
Since 110 days ago in fact. wink
(4 years ago)
   
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