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They like to be sure you ain't one of them there voluptuous wimmins pretending to be a geezer.
(4 years ago)
Do you happen to have access to wasabi and a large pineapple? 
(4 years ago)
Damn Clitty, a pineapple? What happened to the days of a cucumber, lighter fluid and an ice pick?
(4 years ago)
clittylicker likes this
Do you ever look at those pics of a woman reclining in the bath with slices of cucumber on her eyes and wonder where the rest of the cucumber is? 
(4 years ago)
I tried ley but there request for pineapples and pick axes drowned me out
(4 years ago)
I know when I'm not preeshated, I'm gonna go sulk now!
(4 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Is "nutters" another pic suggestion Ley? 
(4 years ago)
Pfft! Here we are, two fine upstanding members of the community (well, mine's upstanding anyway), giving sage, well considered advice and you call us nutters!
(4 years ago)
Can I just ask... wtf is dick cleavage??
(4 years ago)
When guys wear jeans undo the zip just enough so I can see the base of your cock or sweatpants work to
(4 years ago)