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Thu, 11-Apr-19 6:04 PM (5 years ago)
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I've been kissed by 2 girls. Both have since found jesus and don't talk to me
Probably listening to his parables....
(5 years ago)
Who is this Jésus? Is he your gardener?
(5 years ago)
ThePadrino likes this
No, that's Hose A
(5 years ago)
PApda likes this
Was it a kiss..... Or a Kiss devil raspberry
(5 years ago)
You were there Pad jerk
(5 years ago)
Indeed I was smoke
(5 years ago)
Haha smug bastard wink
(5 years ago)
ThePadrino and PApda like this
I'm ashamed to admit I could not remember the first kiss. But who could ever forget the second!
(5 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
*with good reason, I might add
(5 years ago)
Neither tasted like cherry chapstick though huh
(5 years ago)
What did they taste like?
(5 years ago)
1 booze n cigs LOL
(5 years ago)
ThePadrino likes this
Haha ive had a few of those girls haha
(5 years ago)
Did I lose 1 to you? Are you jesus??
(5 years ago)
Well I can’t turn water to wine but I’m a dab hand at turning beer to piss. Does that count?
(5 years ago)
PApda and Mr_Vein like this
Keep talking..I'm impressed so far
(5 years ago)
I also once wiped out so hard surfing my mates literally pissed themselves cos I ran about 3 steps over the water
(5 years ago)
Tell ya what. I’ve convinced myself. I am the second cumming of jésus
(5 years ago)
PApda likes this
You can keep the girls lol
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Did Jesus have a harem? All things biblical are not my strong point
(5 years ago)
Oh idk, I was talking about jesus from cuba
(5 years ago)
Jesus is from Spain! Everybody knows that! grin
(5 years ago)
Brazil and plays for man city duuhhhh
(5 years ago)
You dont need a harem, only 2. 1 to fan you with palm leaves and the other to feed you gr.apes
(5 years ago)
Who is blowing me???
(5 years ago)
Ok...3
(5 years ago)
bman5946 likes this
Lovely new pics PApda. I have an interesting story about 2 girls kissing and one of them turning lesbian. lol
(5 years ago)
Wasn't your wife was it
(5 years ago)
Nope. Was my fuck buddies ex d-inlaw. And they were the ones that kissed. Told ya, interesting.
(5 years ago)
So in laws kissed?
(5 years ago)
ex inlaws
(5 years ago)
Well ho lee chit. Lol. Son pissed?
(5 years ago)
Far as I know he never knew. Just the 3 of us on several occasions over about a 3 month period. Then things changed, life moved on.
(5 years ago)