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Mon, 24-Dec-18 8:49 AM (5 years ago)
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Guess Wot? Tomorrow's Tuesday yahoo dance freak
Mr_Vein, nosanity, Tceej and Onionheart like this
Krakatoa, blessings to the dead, commiserations to the living.
(5 years ago)
ah . . . I was expressing my concern for the people affected by the Tsunami after Krakatoa blows again [ world news ] No cunt give a shit unless it their backyard !!
(5 years ago)
'ave sum tear key
(5 years ago)
pagan ham
(5 years ago)
from your 'amper?
(5 years ago)
na da butcha, he look dat lil pig inda eye an sed you gunna die eek then Ima cho you legs off . . .
(5 years ago)
Sew you 'ad pulled pork in more weighs than one wink
(5 years ago)
'am ... real live dead pig 'am
(5 years ago)
Might as well post a pic of ravers deek grin
(5 years ago)
Is he still servin' big macs, even today?
(5 years ago)
I 'erd dat.
(5 years ago)
well it beats [ gagged ]
(5 years ago)
Do yu have one of those micro phones on,ravin? and ask "do ya wanna go large?"
(5 years ago)
Large what ?
(5 years ago)
jockeys
(5 years ago)
Na....I do da races...Enjoy the festive season marraff beer smile
(5 years ago)
* I don't...
(5 years ago)
naaaa, jockey's whips = chips
(5 years ago)
Always wondered about dem whips...
(5 years ago)
fort you was a cockerknee?
(5 years ago)
Ravers got sacked from Ronalds for axin you want a BIG Spotted Dick or wot grin
(5 years ago)
I've got a lage bag of non McYuckie French Fries...
(5 years ago)
are they plastic coated?
(5 years ago)
And no they are not plastic coated..You only get plastic coated one's with McYuckies Big Plastic Macs...ohmy
(5 years ago)
I feel quite nauseous now
(5 years ago)
vomit McYuckies
(5 years ago)
naaa, your dick pic
(5 years ago)
spooted dick
(5 years ago)
Well woders brought up the subject you see...
(5 years ago)
Wish I could "unsee" it
(5 years ago)
Woder's status..he can delete it.
(5 years ago)
Ravers need a cucumber upda poodot [i brought the subject up ] LOL
(5 years ago)
promise me he wont post pics though
(5 years ago)
oh he will post ... you seen the eggs, rice pudding, beans, and all the other 12 aisles of tesco. crying
(5 years ago)
Tesco French Fries..thats what they are wink
(5 years ago)
plastic and arsnic coated
(5 years ago)
*arse nick
(5 years ago)
did 'e go bed.... finally .....
(5 years ago)
Who ?
(5 years ago)
you an ya plastic arsnic coated fries cooked in rats piss
(5 years ago)
they are pre cooked partially ...... in rats iss
(5 years ago)
I got a rat shit screwdriver
(5 years ago)
oh an you got a yummy big deek too eek
(5 years ago)
eek
(5 years ago)
well he keep showing it to me YUM YUM nice big deek I could eat him all up grin
(5 years ago)
wiv salt n peppa?
(5 years ago)
stik a wasabi pea right up he japeye grin
(5 years ago)
hoo tha fuk wood live in melberne, wot a shit 'ole grin
(5 years ago)
nice poodot, it needs a cucumba upit grin
(5 years ago)
ffs ravin',put it away, I have to drink n eat soon.
(5 years ago)
LOL
(5 years ago)
I stikin me finga in he poodot grin
(5 years ago)
and stop encouraging 'im,wedgie.
(5 years ago)
I licking the screen now :YUM YUM grin
(5 years ago)
Wish I could do one of them there spewy emogee fingys
(5 years ago)
vomit ?
(5 years ago)
the very same
(5 years ago)
ah i doo belief it is chewsday agin w00t
(5 years ago)
no. tomorra is the day after mondee
(5 years ago)
but mondee is the day afta sondee.
(5 years ago)
vomit
(5 years ago)
Wodja Wodja Hoo Hoo Hoo! Happy Nude Year to ya!
(5 years ago)