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Fri, 27-Apr-18 5:51 PM (6 years ago)
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Masterbate my cock
No thanks ducky smile
(6 years ago)
that's a self-help project
(6 years ago)
Is that a question or statement?
(6 years ago)
It always bugs me when I see masturbate spelt that way! Is that the way it's spelt in other English speaking countries? blink
(6 years ago)
metalwork and whipman-uk like this
Only the ones that can't spell tongue
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat and P0909 like this
He was probably typing with one hand !!
(6 years ago)
Borgman87 likes this
No, he missed the space bar. He's reading Dickens. Master Bates is a character in Oliver Twist. smile
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Dude that's to clever!!
(6 years ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I know, I know.....diliberate single o!!!
(6 years ago)
He wrote with one hand, the other to jerk off!
(6 years ago)
Urban dictionary says that when you masturbate a lot, you get promoted to a masterbater.
(6 years ago)
bman5946, NaughtyKat and maraff like this
Theres a law about wanking off birds isnt there ?
(6 years ago)
pauljames2010 likes this
If not, then there damn well should be!
(6 years ago)
pauljames2010 likes this
Emu, we can always count on you for the quirky being made clearer! smile
(6 years ago)
EmuLater likes this
He is the highest wanking officer in Wome.
(6 years ago)
bman5946 and NaughtyKat like this