)Djohnst80's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 15-Aug-19 12:25 PM (4 years ago)
Cleaned bathroom floor to ceiling now all i can taste is bleach ..... yuck
Sun, 14-Jul-19 4:23 PM (4 years ago)
Oops bit embarrasing , was lookin on here whilst in the car , got out to go to shop and then realised had a semi , got strange look from a woman
Vegan salami hahaha
Nah if you pat , or gently smack der heads they swell up , they frickin deaf i tink
(4 years ago)
Sun, 26-May-19 5:54 AM (4 years ago)
Mornin all , been a while , just thought i would check out all the flesh on a beautiful sunday mornin 
But was it a wet or dry bath towel, that is the question!
(5 years ago)
eagerwetbeaver2 likes this
sounds like something Yoda would say!
(5 years ago)
next time i in the shower i will weigh the towel and see how many towel raises i can do 
(5 years ago)
Sun, 24-Jun-18 9:28 PM (5 years ago)
Been reading erotic literature for last 4 weeks on a well known site , some great stories but the grammar ! .... Mr floppy at some of the atrocities to English language
GottaBeMe likes this
Sat, 12-May-18 4:38 AM (5 years ago)
Searched for women in UK between 18 - 50 and all it showed me was transgender guys , search engine must think i sway that way ... outrageous
smedium likes this
Thu, 3-May-18 9:44 PM (5 years ago)
Better go , some wierd peeps in here tonight prob have nightmares now enjoy
enjoy
plumguy likes this
Tue, 1-May-18 4:38 AM (5 years ago)
WTF !! I cant view photos on peoples profiles now , could tuther day 
Mon, 30-Apr-18 1:14 PM (5 years ago)
Frickin rain rain rain rain rain rain rain , then frickin cows gotta lot to answer for !!
Sun, 29-Apr-18 11:42 AM (5 years ago)
Oh my days it slow here today , got status' here from 10 years ago
Sat, 28-Apr-18 12:02 PM (5 years ago)
Never understood the ATM fetish .... how can withdrawing money from a machine be sexually gratifying?
Fri, 27-Apr-18 11:08 PM (5 years ago)
Enuf about fisting , whats wiv all this bondage , fancy knots etc , fucked if u get cramp all of a sudden
GottaBeMe likes this
With another person gotta? Lol I'm played out on kinky sex.
(5 years ago)
Tue, 24-Apr-18 8:57 PM (6 years ago)
Was gonna do my first pic donned in a deer skin but the fucker aint dead yet , ran it over 3 hrs ago
