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Tue, 30-Aug-16 5:39 PM (7 years ago)
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Looking to purchase a fleshlight. Can anyone give mesome insight of how good there are and how good it will feel or not, thanks
Buy the Avatar Fleshlight for an out of this world experience....it's a real thing.
(7 years ago)
Mark has had inserted into his blow up doll, Lacey, cos he craves 'the real thing': P
(7 years ago)
lennynatural and MarkandLacey like this
had one*
(7 years ago)
No...I insert a Coke can what I want The Real Thing.
(7 years ago)
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*when
(7 years ago)
shall we swap keyboards ,Mark?
(7 years ago)
Kirk inserts the whole factory...
(7 years ago)
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I swear my phone is Amish and hates me, TC.
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
buy a bigger one then....
(7 years ago)
lennynatural likes this
I bet the Amish makes all smartphones as a way to fuck with heathenistic electricity users.
(7 years ago)
They have wind up and solar powered ones, with beards...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Sorry to the OP, the day I am reduced to paying for any kind of fake vagina, is when my right hand retires...
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
My right hand would freeze in the "flipping off" position and poke my own eyes out. ^^
(7 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
my left hand does scab work when my right demands for better treatment
(7 years ago)
Your right hand deserves a few minutes off once in a while, go ahead and get the fleshlight.
(7 years ago)
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Phil, if you have scabs on your penis, seek immediate medical attention.
(7 years ago)
philgeez likes this
Does a fleshlight actually have a torch in the end? If so I am surprised Bear Grills doesn't have one
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Mark, all good hence the name philthy phuckn phil! i get sick with it
(7 years ago)
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