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	sakman

Mon, 29-Aug-16 4:37 PM (7 years ago)

tip

no matter how many showers I take, my mind doesn't get any less dirty

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	LuLusBakery

Did you try using a Q-tip?

(7 years ago)

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	LuLusBakery

KIDDING! Seriously, nothing smaller than an elbow in your ear. That's the rule.

(7 years ago)

	AdeleGingerRaineOLD

*ouch^^^^vlol hi sak

(7 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

You're nicer than me, LuLu...I would have suggested that Sak use an ice pick to clean his brain.

(7 years ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaineOLD

shudders ^^^^ lol

(7 years ago)

	LuLusBakery

LOL. Yes, a Q-tip can only do so much......

(7 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Put so.easy Drain-O on a rag, and shove it in your ear really deep with an ice pick, Sak. That'll clean ya up for sure.

(7 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

*Put some

(7 years ago)

	LuLusBakery

But for the love of all that is holy.....I do not want to see pictures to prove it happened.

(7 years ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaineOLD

you too are making me queasy lol

(7 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

I apologize that Sak's pervyness is making you queasy, Ginger. He's a rude bastard.

(7 years ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaineOLD

hahahaha

so sak is considered 2 now?

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Shh...don't mention his split personality, Ginger.

(7 years ago)

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	sakman

I'm glad that y'all have been able to amuse yourselves on my status while I was gone.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Ya have to go see your therapists, Sak?

(7 years ago)

	sakman

Therapy, schmerapy. We got a good thing going here.

(7 years ago)

	curiousAdam

I hear that transcranial electroshock therapy is effective, but why bother.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Sak just hooks jumper cables up to his nipples and revs the engine.

(7 years ago)

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	sakman

Cut out the middleman, I say.

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Sak is usually the middle man when a game of "Eiffel Tower" is played...or a game of "skiing. "

(7 years ago)

	LuLusBakery

Oh criminy, do I have to visit Urban Dictionary now? What the hell is the Eiffel Tower game? Do I want to know?

(7 years ago)

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	LuLusBakery

Ha! Ok, not too bad. FOR ME. I learned something. Maybe I can get my NN degree in 9 years now?

(7 years ago)

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	LuLusBakery

Really, how did I get this far in life and know so little sexual slang? It's embarrassing.

(7 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

The Eiffel Tower is when Sak is getting it from 2 guys at the same time, and the guys high 5. Skiing is when Sak is working 2 poles at the same time.

(7 years ago)

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	LuLusBakery

Furiously taking notes.....

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Sak would respond to this...but his hands are full....and mouth...and, um, other places.

(7 years ago)

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	sakman

Im keeping note of all this vicious slander.

(7 years ago)

	MarkandLacey

Dammit, this is libel since it's written down. I gotta teach you everything! (Except the Eiffel Tower and skiing stuff...I didn't teach you that)

(7 years ago)