)sakman's Recent Statuses
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Fri, 7-Oct-16 11:47 PM (7 years ago)
Tallying up the numbers, it seems that curiosity solves SLIGHTLY more problems than it causes. Carrying on.
steelrat60 likes this
Mon, 19-Sep-16 12:09 PM (7 years ago)
If a kind word doesn't work, try whispering something filthy.
lynskey likes this
Sun, 18-Sep-16 10:21 PM (7 years ago)
"Hey, nice crotch!" - Good pickup line or BEST pickup line?
MrsFX likes this
Fri, 16-Sep-16 2:41 PM (7 years ago)
I have to work on my "why no, i'm not thinking about sex right now, why do you ask?" Face.
At least they don't nickname me The Eye Fucker, Mark. Personally, I think folks appreciate a good Deliverance quote.
(7 years ago)
I've tried to bust out the "squeeeel" quote a few times at PTA meeting, Sak....people don't appreciate it. 
(7 years ago)
iowawantit likes this
oh, I'm just being dramatic. This isn't "my life is shit" frustration, it's merely "This vaguely irritates me" level.
(7 years ago)
type, good to hear
Fri, 9-Sep-16 11:03 AM (7 years ago)
The weekend is here! Make someone happy, or make room for someone who can!
Thu, 8-Sep-16 12:05 PM (7 years ago)
Small talk and meaningless platitudes are fine, but I prefer innuendo and inappropriate flirting.
Wed, 7-Sep-16 8:26 PM (7 years ago)
Never understood " when the mood hits me". The mood hit me years ago, and must have hit so hard it decided to never leave.
MarkandLacey likes this
like you know that song how deep is your love? mmmmhm...that deep...
(7 years ago)
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Tue, 6-Sep-16 4:04 AM (7 years ago)
Feeling the small happy grief that comes with finishing a good book for the first time. Suppose I'll have a drink.
Mon, 5-Sep-16 11:03 AM (7 years ago)
" Genius begins great works- Labor alone finishes them." Happy Labor day to the U.S. pervs!
rhinostool likes this
Sun, 4-Sep-16 3:01 PM (7 years ago)
I feel like a Daffy Duck kinda guy living in a Bugs Bunny world. Yes, these are my deep sunday morning thoughts.
Sat, 3-Sep-16 7:26 PM (7 years ago)
I was told earlier that I require adult supervision. This counts, right?
Thu, 1-Sep-16 3:09 AM (7 years ago)
Whisper a question.....with my body, I scream a reply....Prince had the best lyrics.
happyhumper69 likes this
Thu, 1-Sep-16 12:37 AM (7 years ago)
It's only Wednesday and I have hit my wall. At this point, inappropriate thoughts are all that keep me going!
Wed, 31-Aug-16 11:26 AM (7 years ago)
Good morning y'all! I plan to be the cause of at least one happy blush today- let me know if it was you 
myhotwifeGA likes this
Mon, 29-Aug-16 4:37 PM (7 years ago)
no matter how many showers I take, my mind doesn't get any less dirty 
The Eiffel Tower is when Sak is getting it from 2 guys at the same time, and the guys high 5. Skiing is when Sak is working 2 poles at the same time.
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
Sak would respond to this...but his hands are full....and mouth...and, um, other places.
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 28-Aug-16 3:16 PM (7 years ago)
Excessive perving may not be the best way to go through life, so I volunteer myself to serve as a cautionary example for others. You're welcome.
Just sign this release form, waving your right to sue over carpal tunnel due to excessive... well you know.
(7 years ago)
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Sun, 28-Aug-16 12:53 PM (7 years ago)
I do not like the pop-ups here/ So can you make them disappear?/ I'm not a couple, anyway/ So can you make them go away?
fool me once, shame on you fool me seven times.....stop fooling me, man.
(7 years ago)
Sun, 28-Aug-16 1:44 AM (7 years ago)
Baby you're so hot, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTEcumber...
Hey, my name's Windows. Mind if I crash at your place tonight?
(7 years ago)
Sat, 27-Aug-16 11:05 AM (7 years ago)
Pro tip: if you're wondering if I was flirting with you, ask yourself : did it work? If it did, I was TOTALLY flirting with you.
Sat, 27-Aug-16 2:01 AM (7 years ago)
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little tasteless nudity now and then. And again.
Thu, 25-Aug-16 7:19 PM (7 years ago)
Man, y'all are some filthy, lusty perverts. Don't ever change! In fact, come sit here next to me
No...you'll touch my.penis again. Hey, Sak.
(7 years ago)
I didn't hear you complaining the last four times, mark!
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
It's hard to complain when you pull the old, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" trick, Sak.
(7 years ago)
Thu, 25-Aug-16 12:15 PM (7 years ago)
Sometimes, paying a sincere compliment without an agenda can be the most subversive thing you do all day!
MrsFX likes this
Thu, 25-Aug-16 2:02 AM (7 years ago)
The doctors theorize that eventually, my dormant adult gene will activate, and I will no longer get excited about comics and laugh at fart jokes, so I better get it all in while I can
I've been around grown ups all my life, they suck!
(7 years ago)