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Tue, 14-May-13 11:06 PM (11 years ago)
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does anyone ever tell the truth about themslefs on these sites?
I couldnt agree more I just found a few more fakes on my friend list
(11 years ago)
No, but I do it just to give you acid reflux wink
(11 years ago)
Honesty is best!
(11 years ago)
Hi Angel smile)
(11 years ago)
Hihi Tux smile
(11 years ago)
yes
(11 years ago)
No, my cockis actually 28 inches longand girth is 16, didnt want to list that, thought it would scare people off
(11 years ago)
Wrigley, you're a lightweight wink
(11 years ago)
you found me out, i am a 96 year old chain smoking alchohlic tranny stripper
(11 years ago)
Yes
(11 years ago)
Kid, that's hot wink
(11 years ago)
I've met somewhere around 10 people from NN...every one of them was telling the truth about themselves...
(11 years ago)
Hey MG - looks like I'm gonna be your first liar, if I ever get own that way :/
(11 years ago)
Meh, I'm a liar too smile)
(11 years ago)
How are you MG?
(11 years ago)
I spent the better part of today, and will tomorrow, moving food additives from St. Joseph, MO to Laredo, TX. I think I have it easier than you did.
(11 years ago)
It wasn't so bad...my job usually consists of thinking a lot, so it was a nice change of pace...lol
(11 years ago)
LMAO I try not to think, it makes my brain hurt
(11 years ago)
<<<<totaly full of shite
(11 years ago)
Mine too..but that's what they pay me to do!
(11 years ago)
Hi rubes! smile)
(11 years ago)
Rubes - I doubt that honey, and Howdy smile) MG - yeah, but you have such a cute.....brain wink
(11 years ago)
*blushes*
(11 years ago)
I am a total fake. Nothing like what you see on this site. PERIOD. point blank. DONE
(11 years ago)
hiya MG (waves)
(11 years ago)
Now, Andy's problem is to figure out who here is lying and who is telling the truth tongue
(11 years ago)
I thought I was truthfull...hmm, but it is a good question.
(11 years ago)
(F+(P*25))-(P*-1)=True Fakes where F= claiming to be fake, P = total population of NN
(11 years ago)
Okay, by brain just melted
(11 years ago)
I could have put in a calculus equation but I was afraid howlin might show up
(11 years ago)
that one up there is sure to keep him away LOL
(11 years ago)
There's got to be some sort of geometric asymptote in there someplace Pony
(11 years ago)
The one part of the equation you missed Pony was that we are looking for 'themslefs' not 'themselves'. Must be a new order of critter around here that we haven't stumbled on yet
(11 years ago)
Well that is where the asymptote comes in. As the curve heads outward it approaches the line of my equation. At some point near infinity the themslefs and themselves will become equal.
(11 years ago)
The truth is, I have to pee.
(11 years ago)
Don't forget the tangents... usually lots and lots of tangents
(11 years ago)
Where are my migraine pills now? I feel like Howlin now
(11 years ago)
Hey noboz ^5, we confused tux. LOL
(11 years ago)
Yeah thanks you two. You got me thinking I'm some old hillbilly now LMAO
(11 years ago)
Yeah... but I bet you could still set the timing on a 70 Chevy BelAire
(11 years ago)
They still made the Bellaire in 70? And no, I doubt I could - nevere was much of a mechanic
(11 years ago)
Bet tux can set the points on the same car with a matchbook cover.
(11 years ago)
Now I can do that - and set the gap on the plugs with a penny
(11 years ago)
Well then you can grab some hillbilly, distract us and have him do it. LOL
(11 years ago)
Yup... I owned a gold/rust colored one. It was my first car... $300 with only 120,000 miles on it.
(11 years ago)
and I'll bet it lasted near to forever too NoB
(11 years ago)
Pony, would rather grab some Sugar wink
(11 years ago)
I kept it until the sheet metal that I pop rivetted on to hold the rear bumber on rusted through... the bumper fell off and the car was totalled smile
(11 years ago)
lol, that's back when you could actually work on a car
(11 years ago)
And just to get back on subject... that is the truth about my first car Andy.
(11 years ago)
Only way I could afford a car in high school was being able to do all the work on it myself
(11 years ago)
nicely played sir smile
(11 years ago)
I had to ask to borrow the Vega when I needed a car. And I still had to do the work on it
(11 years ago)