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Mon, 29-Jan-18 2:18 PM (6 years ago)
Been sitting on the big so long my legs went to sleep
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Mon, 29-Jan-18 1:20 PM (6 years ago)
Can’t be certain but I ththink no I’ve the smoothest balls in the dept from the weekends manscaping
lol, there can't be many things in the entire world that are less awkward to shave ...ohhh sorry "manscape" ... and by Wednesday presumably he'll have a pair of sea urchins
(6 years ago)
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Wed, 17-Jan-18 10:03 AM (6 years ago)
10am and I’m in a bathroom cubicle at work wondering whether to wank off or not
Fri, 28-Aug-15 8:11 PM (8 years ago)
I've just listened to an erotic story podcast called "red hot zombie cock". Don't know if I'm proud or in denial?!
Artistic likes this
Fri, 21-Aug-15 9:51 PM (8 years ago)
Mind fking blown. Scuse me folks. Discovering new NN things here. S'later
Fri, 21-Aug-15 9:11 PM (8 years ago)
Dammit - run out if PMs for the day. Is it 2 or 3 when not premium?
Pit stop until the morning. Been trying to catch up on my sleep. Honest LOL
(8 years ago)
LOL You may be right. Might have to work on that issue some this evening
(8 years ago)
lynskey, must make shopping easy. And showering a fk load of fun!!
(8 years ago)
Sun, 29-Mar-15 10:04 PM (9 years ago)
Long stressful week - me n hooz Fem getting it on tonight.
FFS - you changed your name again?? Just to fk me up eh?? lol#
(9 years ago)
Breathing's good - unless your munching on the furry burger then its optional.
(9 years ago)
Fri, 20-Mar-15 10:35 PM (9 years ago)
Hey kinky cats. Any old crew still here? Been AGES since I've been on.
Thu, 8-May-14 12:29 AM (9 years ago)
Wow! Almost 12 months to the day since I was last here!
Who wouldn't be jealous of Him with Her chasing?! Unless the rolling pin was for brutal pegging! :-0
(9 years ago)
He wouldn't even notice it! Like throwing a sausage up the Tay!
(9 years ago)
Thu, 9-May-13 6:19 PM (10 years ago)
Time to feed the hound - no that's not a euphemism
happyhumper69 likes this
afternoon tux. you still got the creeping crud? *grabs Lysol and surgical mask*
(10 years ago)
Dropped you a line Tux but must've missed the name change. Will resend later.
(10 years ago)
Wed, 8-May-13 2:24 PM (10 years ago)
Wow. Not been here for ages but looks like I've landed on a slow day!? :-/
how does your name have the word d^ddy in it, I thought that was not allowed.
(10 years ago)
That's the name I chose back in 2006(?). Didn't know it was restricted now?
(10 years ago)
Fri, 22-Mar-13 11:51 PM (11 years ago)
Nipped oot for a cig, wearing bed shorts and its snowing. W. T. Fking. F.
Thanks. Just a passing visitor these days but I don't forget where my true friends are.
(11 years ago)
Hooz, how are you doing brother. I haven't seen you on lately.
(11 years ago)
Not too bad matey. Playing the game of snakes n ladders that we call life.
(11 years ago)
Good to see you here. Yep, life's a game we all must play. LOL
(11 years ago)
lol...everone keeps changing my name...and what are you calling me...*sneaky grin
(11 years ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-13 8:31 PM (11 years ago)
Feeling kinda horny tonight, after a world class BJ from mrs hooz on Sat, hope she's up for me returning the favour!
It's more usual than unusual that she gets off with my tongue first before anything else. Nom Nom Nom indeed, I love it!
(11 years ago)
Mon, 4-Mar-13 7:51 PM (11 years ago)
Looking through holiday websites, saw a villa we stayed in and remembered with fondness fucking on the roof at sunset!