)Hoozthedaddy's Recent Statuses
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kennybee likes this
Mon, 29-Jan-18 1:20 PM (6 years ago)
Can’t be certain but I ththink no I’ve the smoothest balls in the dept from the weekends manscaping
lol, there can't be many things in the entire world that are less awkward to shave ...ohhh sorry "manscape" ... and by Wednesday presumably he'll have a pair of sea urchins 
(6 years ago)
Wed, 17-Jan-18 10:03 AM (6 years ago)
10am and I’m in a bathroom cubicle at work wondering whether to wank off or not
Fri, 28-Aug-15 8:11 PM (8 years ago)
I've just listened to an erotic story podcast called "red hot zombie cock". Don't know if I'm proud or in denial?!
Artistic likes this
Fri, 21-Aug-15 9:51 PM (8 years ago)
Mind fking blown. Scuse me folks. Discovering new NN things here. S'later
Fri, 21-Aug-15 9:11 PM (8 years ago)
Dammit - run out if PMs for the day. Is it 2 or 3 when not premium?
Sun, 29-Mar-15 10:04 PM (9 years ago)
Long stressful week - me n hooz Fem getting it on tonight.
Fri, 20-Mar-15 10:35 PM (9 years ago)
Hey kinky cats. Any old crew still here? Been AGES since I've been on.
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 8-May-13 2:24 PM (10 years ago)
Wow. Not been here for ages but looks like I've landed on a slow day!? :-/
Fri, 22-Mar-13 11:51 PM (11 years ago)
Nipped oot for a cig, wearing bed shorts and its snowing. W. T. Fking. F.
Mon, 4-Mar-13 8:31 PM (11 years ago)
Feeling kinda horny tonight, after a world class BJ from mrs hooz on Sat, hope she's up for me returning the favour!
Mon, 4-Mar-13 7:51 PM (11 years ago)
Looking through holiday websites, saw a villa we stayed in and remembered with fondness fucking on the roof at sunset!
