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Mon, 30-Nov-20 5:21 PM (3 years ago)
There once was a plumber from Lea - Who was plumbing a girl by the sea - She said "Stop your plumbing - I think someones coming" - Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me"
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Fri, 27-Nov-20 6:24 PM (3 years ago)
There was a young lady of Harrow - Who complained that her Cunt was too narrow - For times without number - She would use a cucumber - But could not accomplish a marrow.
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Tue, 24-Nov-20 4:37 PM (3 years ago)
There once was a man named Sir Lancelot - Who went to parties and danced a lot - When making a pass - At a young pretty lass - The front of his pants would advance a lot!
We're knights of the round table We dance when e're we're able We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impecc-able We dine well here in Camelot We eat ham and jam and spam alot
(3 years ago)
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K, on second thought, let's not ride to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place...
(3 years ago)
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Sun, 22-Nov-20 8:24 AM (3 years ago)
A lighthouse keeper called Crighton - took to seeing a lady from Brighton - but ships ran aground - and sailors were drowned - as she wouldn't have sex with the light on
Butt if she did have sex with the lights on she would sea the seamin and it wouldn't be such a mess ...hey there elzo
(3 years ago)
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Sat, 21-Nov-20 5:19 PM (3 years ago)
There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants was a much larger dick.
Mon, 4-Mar-19 10:34 PM (5 years ago)
i'm trying to imagine what a female tribute might look like ...
Costume partay! I'll dress as B.etty Boobs! Poo poo per dooh!
(5 years ago)
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If you are wondering what a female tribute might look like may I suggest you look at Newgirl16 pics.
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 4-Mar-19 10:34 PM (5 years ago)
i trying to imagine what a female tribute might look like ...
I saw some pics in there that I have perved before Ley.. Guess you like bums eh.. giggles..
(5 years ago)
Wow Kat... great pics in your bookmarks! lots of sexy ladies with amazing underthings too..
(5 years ago)
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fab bookmarks kat you have some that i also have
(5 years ago)
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You are totally going to miss it in a few years quiet...ok maybe not.
(5 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
We've had a spring like weather past few days. Colder but spring like nevertheless.
(5 years ago)
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Snowing the past couple days, my neighbor trailering his boat to the sound was quite the contrast.
(5 years ago)
Our 15 months of ice and snow per year make us appreciate the hot green summers like nobody's business though!
(5 years ago)
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M&D have a 18 months year. This is an informative Fyi.
(5 years ago)
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Mon, 18-Feb-19 10:08 PM (5 years ago)
boah ... if the gym wouldn't be that exhausting, it wouldn't be much fun
Wendy, how about I just use rudimentary hand signals towards my peen? =P
(5 years ago)
that will work to guide the ladies down.. but good communication.. idk..
(5 years ago)
Wed, 23-Jan-19 8:08 PM (5 years ago)
Back home from vacation. Brrr, it's freakin' cold in Germany!