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Sat, 2-Aug-14 12:44 AM (9 years ago)
Pizza is a lot like sex - when it's good, it's great. And when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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Sun, 13-Jul-14 4:16 PM (9 years ago)
Send me a message. Whatever you want. Surprise me! happy Subday!
Sat, 7-Jun-14 3:49 AM (9 years ago)
I'll be in Charleston, South Carolina next week. Got fun?
Sun, 18-May-14 9:13 PM (9 years ago)
I'll be there for business in Charleston SC on June. What should I visit?
Wed, 19-Mar-14 3:42 PM (10 years ago)
Don't text me a winky face & then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
sexpot2287 and DubbleStrubble like this
Tue, 18-Mar-14 4:35 PM (10 years ago)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you do not have a great partner,you better have a good hand.
Tue, 18-Mar-14 4:57 AM (10 years ago)
If sex is a pain in the ass,then you are doing it wrong.......
njcouple2k10 likes this
Mon, 17-Mar-14 11:59 PM (10 years ago)
Fornication: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
Mon, 17-Mar-14 11:51 PM (10 years ago)
I never look sexier than when I'm sliding out of a long booth at a Mexican restaurant.
MarkandLacey likes this
Thu, 13-Mar-14 4:23 PM (10 years ago)
Mopping my floors in the nude. Hope the neighbors peek.
If it's during the day, you might need some additional lighting; )
(10 years ago)
Sun, 16-Feb-14 4:07 PM (10 years ago)
Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything.
Sun, 16-Feb-14 3:52 PM (10 years ago)
Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That’s why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I’m packing.
littlejohnny08 and *sorcha* like this
Sun, 15-Dec-13 12:48 AM (10 years ago)
6 in 9 people will see something dirty within this update.
gr8s3x and bound_sighs like this
Sat, 14-Dec-13 10:48 PM (10 years ago)
I like to freak my dentist out by seductively licking his finger during procedures.
Almost bit my dental hygenist today. She learned not to ask me questions while her fingers are in my mouth lol.
(10 years ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-13 9:56 PM (10 years ago)
To Do List: 1) You. 2) You some more. 3) You all over again.
TenderMoments likes this
Tue, 10-Dec-13 2:06 AM (10 years ago)
i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs.
Sat, 2-Nov-13 3:18 PM (10 years ago)
When a girl replies with 'aww thanks', it means she is politely asking you to return to the friendzone that you just tried to escape from.
jester_smiles likes this
And susie is right, too. I do that...a lot. *waves hi to susie, seb, cfmn and VA*
(10 years ago)
Thu, 3-Oct-13 8:07 PM (10 years ago)
How come it’s ok to talk to a stranger’s dog on the street but when I ask for the dog’s email I’m suddenly a weirdo?
I like both, as long as they don't touch me. I draw the line at dogs that slobber, though.
(10 years ago)
Thu, 3-Oct-13 6:42 PM (10 years ago)
The day you can post smells on the Internet will be the worst/best day ever!
Chicklovestits likes this