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	geelum

Wed, 27-Dec-17 2:26 PM (6 years ago)

tip

301 uploads. fuck yeah

	geelum

Sat, 3-Dec-16 2:30 PM (7 years ago)

tip

can anyone explain the reason porn stars always seem to keep their high heels on. surely that would get annoying?

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	TheSpoutinHead

As I've previously mentioned, in another incarnation (circa 2010-'12) I was here either as 'billy_pilgrim' or 'billy_pilgrim11' -- it's been too long to remember, & the account has been archived or ??

(7 years ago)

	TheSpoutinHead

'Billy' was an allusion to Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse Five," of course, and my current handle is an allusion to Ayn Rand...

(7 years ago)

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	MarkandLacey

Welcome back then. It appears that you've participated in status a lot the past few days. We can always use members with a sense of humor here.

(7 years ago)

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	TheSpoutinHead

TY, y'all -- I like to [at least] try to instill a lil' brevity, doncha know!

(7 years ago)

	Raven2005

Oh well,wb.. I try to keep to my original though.

(7 years ago)

	geelum

Sat, 1-Oct-16 7:30 AM (7 years ago)

tip

anyone have any requests

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	lynskey

ello fwittzez me luv xxx

(7 years ago)

	ilovepussy

Anything from cold play would be fine with me. thanx

(7 years ago)

	flitterbee

ello lwyszez xxx

(7 years ago)

	lynskey

naaa,lwyszez is me welsh cousin..

(7 years ago)

	flitterbee

oh, is it? well hello lynskey then

(7 years ago)

	geelum

Mon, 28-Mar-16 5:07 AM (8 years ago)

tip

I'm no gynecologist but i'll have a look

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	geelum

Fri, 1-Jan-16 2:33 PM (8 years ago)

tip

Heres to getting laid at least once this year

	hungry4it2

I'd be happy with that,at least I'd be up one on last year!

(8 years ago)

	Agent_K

And I thought my year was bad!

(8 years ago)

	geelum

Sat, 28-Nov-15 4:10 AM (8 years ago)

tip

auto correct makes me say things I didn't nintendo

jester_smiles, Artistic, lynskey and steelrat60 like this

	geelum

Sun, 18-Oct-15 5:19 AM (8 years ago)

tip

popped my blog cherry. It went every where.

steelrat60 likes this

	geelum

Sat, 10-Oct-15 5:02 AM (8 years ago)

tip

does anyone have any requests?

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	eandlilk

Thank you - that is good start to get my attention.

(8 years ago)

	geelum

oh. so i have your attention now do I?

(8 years ago)

	eandlilk

With vodka you do, yes.

(8 years ago)

	geelum

perhaps if i poured the vodka into my bellybutton

(8 years ago)

	eandlilk

Still good for me!

(8 years ago)

	geelum

Sun, 26-Jul-15 5:14 AM (8 years ago)

tip

I need new ideas of what to take photos of because I've just about run out

	RoxanneS

Run out?! You haven't even hit 100 yet. The human body and light should offer more than 100 pics. Scour some blogs for inspiration.

(8 years ago)

	Entropy20

how can anyone ever run out of ways to be photographed naked ...... ???

..... you just need to get nuder more often

(8 years ago)

	geelum

Sun, 22-Mar-15 12:48 AM (9 years ago)

tip

PM me with picture requests as I'm feeling naughty

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	geelum

Fri, 13-Mar-15 1:05 PM (9 years ago)

tip

I love how smooth my sack feels after shaving it. God I need my balls sucked.

ollickollick and d1rtySAVg1rL like this

	Wodja

Dyson, but open the curtain vent, or it gunna hert

(9 years ago)

	tonguefoo2000

Use the shop vac and if you get it wet it will not shock you

(9 years ago)

	MyaGirl

Any girl would appreciate that extra effort. I know I would.

(9 years ago)

	licksipsuckit

l just had a nipplegasm...l'll eat you after l suck your balls *lix*

(9 years ago)

	Txsvn925

Agreed geelum

(9 years ago)

	geelum

Fri, 20-Feb-15 1:34 PM (9 years ago)

tip

I love to orgasm!

	Ltdan

and i love to breathe....duh!!!! lol...morn gee

(9 years ago)

	myylife

i love 50,cal

(9 years ago)

	quitecrazy1978

i like to play, i like to cum, oh how this is so much fun and i want it for everyone

(9 years ago)

	geelum

Thu, 22-Jan-15 9:32 AM (9 years ago)

tip

im i weird for thinking a girls fingers covered in her own juices is just about the sexiest thing ever

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	fantasm

fairly common, I'd say; would you like to order a barrel of lynscent?

(9 years ago)

	almostanything

Id prefer it if her fingers were covered in my juices

(9 years ago)

	lynskey

not me tongue then?

(9 years ago)

	almostanything

Is that an invitation Lynskey

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(9 years ago)

	lynskey

yep.................,but you missed it....

(9 years ago)

	geelum

Sat, 17-Jan-15 1:55 AM (9 years ago)

tip

sooo fucking hot right now. going for a swim hope the neighbours can't see me skinny dipping

	mrsUnderDog59

Hello gee

xxoo.........sounds fun

(9 years ago)

	geelum

Sun, 4-Jan-15 6:33 AM (9 years ago)

tip

Home alone and horney right now my options are endless

	smd3576

fun times that can be

(9 years ago)