)kingcrabporkchop's Recent Statuses
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Mon, 4-Dec-17 7:36 AM (6 years ago)
Hopefully I can convince my friend to make a profile. What would everyone say is the best selling point?
Any fridge that can make green cheese and turn 4 beers not 13 has to be desirable
(6 years ago)
Sat, 11-Apr-15 12:06 PM (9 years ago)
Bored in the cold ass north wanting to chat about something hot
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Mon, 2-Jun-14 12:25 AM (9 years ago)
Lazy afternoon on a beautiful day! Only thing missing is NN friends
XOKaterina likes this
Wed, 28-May-14 10:25 AM (9 years ago)
I must be doing something wrong because I just wanna pm with someone
Sat, 24-May-14 4:22 PM (9 years ago)
I am sooo turned on by the lovely mature women!! Any of you middle aged beauties wanna PM?? Hit me up
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Tue, 10-Sep-13 11:26 PM (10 years ago)
Why do hangovers make a person so incredibly horny sometimes?
Tue, 10-Sep-13 7:11 AM (10 years ago)
Someone did a fantastic tribute to my pics, how do I put them in my gallery?
Wed, 4-Sep-13 10:12 PM (10 years ago)
There are soooooo many sexy women here I think a guy could jerk himself dehydrated
.. are you gonna get in the sun cutes & show us what youre made of
Wed, 3-Jul-13 10:19 AM (10 years ago)
I've developed a fetish for all you women from England, I'm soooooo horny just to hear your voices!
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Tue, 13-Nov-12 5:19 PM (11 years ago)
Foundry be in the Portland / Salem area so hit me up for coffee if ya like just pm me.
Tue, 13-Nov-12 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
On the Oregon coast and wanting to end the trip with some good old fashioned sex!!! Anyone???
Wed, 7-Nov-12 7:34 PM (11 years ago)
Changed the plane ticket have a twelve hour layover now so I have time to pound on it. I'll try to get some pics too!
Wed, 7-Nov-12 6:45 PM (11 years ago)
At the airport, two hour layover, gonna try to meet an old girlfriend for some parking lot fun.
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