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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, May 19, 2025, 5:58:39 PM- Money, money, money | ||||||
Just sold my homing pigeon on EBay - for the 22nd time. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, May 18, 2025, 4:41:06 PM- This joke smells | ||
A boy comes home late from school. "Where have you been?", his father asks. "With Jessica." the son answers. "Why were you late?" the dad asks again. "We were just studying." the boy answers. The son pics up a snack off the kitchen counter and takes a bite. "Mmm... these fish cakes are really good." The son says. "Wash your hands," the dad replies. "Those are donuts." ~ | ||
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| Saturday, May 17, 2025, 4:32:39 PM- Eons ago | ||
When I was a young man, many, many years ago, the only time we did any panic buying was when the bartender said 'Last call'. ~ | ||
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| Friday, May 16, 2025, 6:22:03 PM- I'd rather | ||
A young, fit lady sat down next to me in a bar. She noticed how I grimaced a bit while reaching for some peanuts down a little to far from me on the bar. She smiled, and in a bit of a 'I know better than you' tone told me I should try yoga, because it makes you relaxed, flexible and loose. I smiled and told her that vodka does, too... without any sweating. She moved away from me at the bar. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, May 15, 2025, 6:43:56 PM- Sound the trumpets | ||
It's National Hummus day in the United States today. Nor reservations required for any (?) celebrations. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, May 14, 2025, 6:18:01 PM- Forever and a day | ||
Alcohol - Helping ugly people get laid since its' invention. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, May 13, 2025, 6:24:13 PM- The root | ||
My parents spanked me as a child. I now have a psychological order called 'Respect for others'. ~ | ||
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| Monday, May 12, 2025, 6:25:31 PM- Timing | ||
Quite humid this morning for my walk. I had worked up a pretty good 'lather'. Two blocks from home the clouds burst, soaking me entirely and washing away all traces of perspiration. A happy ending to good workout. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, May 11, 2025, 6:01:33 PM- Ask the answer man | ||
Question: Do grapes scream when they're crushed? Answer: No. They just let out a little wine. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, May 10, 2025, 4:36:05 PM- The choice is yours | ||
Exercise makes you look better naked. So does whiskey. Your choice. ~ | ||
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