Bought a flash drive that contains what I need for Windows 11.

More tomorrow.

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I kept getting errors on my computer every time I tried to download Windows 11.

This has been going on for a year.

Today I downloaded some software to fix the error.

Took about 2 hours.

When it was finished on the repair,

I tried to download Windows 11 again.

The error is still there.

I'm beginning to think Windows wants me to buy a new computer that already has Windows 11 installed.

Just what someone on a fixed budget wants to hear.

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One of the essential rules of life:

If it tastes good, it's probably bad for you.

If it tastes bad, it's probably good for you.

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At age 19, I took some cash ($10.00) from the register where a friend worked.

I never got caught and my friend didn't get in trouble.

A few months later I was fired from my job because money went missing from the register where I worked

and since I worked alone I was considered guilty.

A couple of days later my boss called to tell me they had caught the culprit - a 10 year old kid who hung out in the store all the time.

He never apologized.

He didn't say I could have my job back.

So I thanked him for telling me and hung up the phone.

I grew up with that guy.

I went to church with that guy.

Somehow my past character wasn't enough.

So I went on.

Later I realized karma had paid me a visit for what I had done a few months prior.

Lesson learned (as usual) the hard way.

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What is 744 and why do I keep dreaming of that number?

I googled it.

744 is a year.

S774 is a senate bill from 2013 regarding immigration.

An area code for toll free numbers.

A number with symbolic or numerological meaning in contexts like the concept of an 'Angel number'.

Nope, still don't know why i'm dreaming of the number.

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Did you hear what happened when the senior couple mistakenly used

window putty instead of vaseline?

All their windows fell out.

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Old age is something else...

Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes

when I heard the pizza guy cough -

then I remembered I came into my bedroom for my wallet.

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Two jobs are better than one in a relationship,

so make sure your significant other has two jobs.

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I don't feel so good.

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Your health boils down to twos.

Will I get better, or will I get worse?

If I get worse, it comes down to twos.

Will I live or will I die?

If I die,

will I go to Heaven or Hell?

If I go to Heaven - great!

If I go to Hell I have two options...

will I be regular, or will I be extra crispy?

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