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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, August 13, 2025, 7:17:55 PM- No fly zone | ||
If a fly loses its wings, shouldn't it then be called a walk? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 12, 2025, 6:16:48 PM- Just one? | ||
The main difference between me and Superman: He has super vision. I require supervision. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 11, 2025, 6:14:00 PM- Dammit! | ||
I burned 2000 calories today. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 10, 2025, 4:14:31 PM- Sharing is caring | ||
I have a 90 year old neighbor who is suffering from Alzheimers. Every morning at 9 am he knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife. Sadly, I have to tell him his wife has passed away. Every day. I could move away, or refuse to answer the door, but it's worth it every day to see the smile on his face at the news. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 9, 2025, 5:42:01 PM- Slooooow | ||
You know you're in a rut when the highlight of your day is when your new underwear arrives in the mail. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 8, 2025, 6:26:11 PM- Not I | ||
Unlike my friends and family on social media, I do not have an agenda. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, August 7, 2025, 6:10:11 PM- Alibi | ||
It was raining the other day as I drove over to visit a friend. I found my friend sitting on the front porch in a chair under an umbrella, reading the newspaper on his ipad. I asked him why he was sitting out in the rain. He told me his wife was inside singing and he didn't want the neighbors to think he was beating her. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 6, 2025, 6:15:57 PM- E for effort | ||
I tried cooking with rum last night. After the sixth glass I forgot where the stove was. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 5, 2025, 6:42:06 PM- Another memory | ||
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I found that out at my daughter's school concert. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 4, 2025, 6:13:00 PM- By any other name | ||
Why do we call a structure a building when it's already built? Isn't that an oxy moron? ~ | ||
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