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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, June 18, 2025, 6:23:00 PM- Salesmanship | ||
A man goes in for an interview as a salesman. The manager gives him a laptop and says "Now, sell this to me." The man takes the laptop and goes home. After a while, the manager calls him. "Bring back that laptop!", he says. "$200.00 and it's yours.", he replies. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 17, 2025, 5:45:01 PM- Say HI! | ||||||
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car. Now everyone waves at me. ~ | ||||||
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| Monday, June 16, 2025, 6:22:55 PM- Rules | ||
Those who can, teach. Those who can't pass laws about teaching. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 15, 2025, 4:05:50 PM- Gourgeous | ||
It's not a 'Dad Bod', it's a 'Father Figure'. Happy Father's Day! ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 14, 2025, 6:29:53 PM- Yeouch! | ||
Pulled a nose hair out today to see if it hurt. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus, it seems pretty painful. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 13, 2025, 6:13:57 PM- Heave ho? | ||
I thought about joining a gym, and then I remembered that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Richard Simmons. I had a pizza and a beer instead. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, June 12, 2025, 5:55:14 PM- Food for thought | ||
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 11, 2025, 7:10:28 PM- xxxxxxxxxxx of the nerd? | ||||||
It is kinda fun to go to your high school reunion. Especially when the girls who were popular and/or came from a money family come up and ask me why I didn't ask them out on a date in school. I told them I didn't think they'd go out with me. I was being nice, since their memory was so short. The truth is... I DID ask a lot of them and I was told no... because I was either not popular enough for them or my family was too poor for them. If they didn't want me then, why would I want them now? High school teens are mean. Those years were my first lesson about not judging a book by it's cover. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, June 10, 2025, 6:29:20 PM- Apt quote | ||
"Some people have no idea what they're doing and a lot of them are really good at it." - George Carlin ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 9, 2025, 6:45:02 PM- Classified as | ||
What do you call a hen that counts eggs? A Mathemachicken. ~ | ||
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