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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, July 24, 2025, 5:56:48 PM- The Flash | ||
The five second rule for food dropped on the floor doesn't work... if you have a two second dog. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 23, 2025, 6:09:41 PM- Take it easy | ||
Relax. Everyone is crazy. It's not a competition. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 22, 2025, 5:54:12 PM- Not I | ||
A friend of mine's wife is very religious. She says I'm a bad influence on her husband. She called me up to yell at me, saying he called her a bad name that he got from me. I asked her if he called her a bitch. No, he didn't call her the 'B' word. Did he call you a cunt? No, not the 'C' word. Well, I told her, then whatever he called you he didn't hear it from me. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 21, 2025, 6:04:47 PM- Monday Q&A | ||
What does a mechanic use to diagnose an engine noise? His engineers. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 20, 2025, 5:05:47 PM- Good advice | ||
Don't argue with someone who has a t.v. bigger than their bookcase. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 19, 2025, 3:56:27 PM- Asked/answered | ||||||
Do you know what happens after 7 tequila shots? No one else does, either. ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, July 18, 2025, 6:06:03 PM- Shocking | ||
Do electricians listen to AC/DC or something more current? ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 17, 2025, 6:13:14 PM- A sign of the times | ||
People don't want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 16, 2025, 6:13:31 PM- It's spooky in there | ||
Don't walk a mile in my shoes. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That will freak you out. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 15, 2025, 5:50:43 PM- Growth by far | ||
"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, each of us still has one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange them, each of us now has two ideas." George Bernard Shaw ~ | ||
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