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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, June 8, 2025, 4:36:19 PM- Another episode of the Born Loser | ||
Saturday afternoon. I have a couple of hours to kill before I need to do anything else. There's a thunderstorm going on outside, so I get my snacks and drink ready. I key up a new movie to watch. I hit play on the remote, and... the power goes out because of the storm for two hours. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 7, 2025, 5:38:22 PM- Starting the day | ||
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 6, 2025, 7:01:53 PM- Hush | ||
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and more and more people want to show theirs. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, June 5, 2025, 5:44:51 PM- Shhh... | ||
The secret to playing golf? BEER. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, June 4, 2025, 5:17:20 PM- Inside info | ||
If you're looking to meet women, don't go to bars. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is 10 to one, and they're already looking for crap they don't need. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 3, 2025, 5:46:58 PM- Now ya know | ||
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Because ken came in a different box. ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 2, 2025, 5:57:13 PM- The odds | ||
What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying the lottery ticket has a chance to win. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 1, 2025, 4:34:35 PM- (cough) | ||
On the local news, it was reported Saturday to expect smoke from Canadian wildfires to drift down into my state on Sunday, but they wouldn't cause any health problems. I awoke at 6am coughing and there was a haze in the sky. I had to put on my Covid mask while I put on the fans to draw the 'haze' out of my home. Six hours later, the haze is gone, the sun is shining brightly and the air is now clear. Always take news reports with a grain of salt. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, May 31, 2025, 4:55:09 PM- An ounce of prevention | ||
I learned the hard way that when your vet tells you to get your pets their shots, he did not mean taking them to the bar with you. ~ | ||
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| Friday, May 30, 2025, 6:06:19 PM- A good description | ||||||
A policeman finds a little in the park, all alone and crying. "What's wrong, honey?" the policeman asked. "I lost my xxxxxxxxx." she replies between sobs. "Maybe I can help find him." the cop says soothingly. "What's he like?" he asks her. "Big tits and beer." She replies. ~ | ||||||
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