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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, July 8, 2025, 5:47:51 PM- Advice | ||
Pluto was the 9th planet in our solar system until scientists removed it from our list in 2006. It doesn't know it was removed and still orbits the sun. It doesn't care. We should be more like Pluto. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 7, 2025, 5:51:10 PM- Yes, please. | ||
Forget organic food. At my age, I need all of the preservatives I can get. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 6, 2025, 5:14:34 PM- Open wide | ||
On New year's Eve, I've been told it's an old Irish tradition to open your door at midnight, to let the old year out and the new year in. After everything I've seen happening everywhere so far this year, I think I'll open all the doors, windows and the garage door as well. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 5, 2025, 6:54:00 PM- How hot is it? | ||
I left a half full plastic cup of lemonade on the front porch in the sun. I came back later to find a puddle of plastic lemonade. ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 4, 2025, 6:37:49 PM- Then what is? | ||
Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time" is not the correct response. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 3, 2025, 5:39:41 PM- Request | ||
To whoever has my voodoo doll: Please remove some stuffing, so that I can lose some weight. Thank you. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 2, 2025, 5:43:51 PM- Seek, and ye shall find | ||||||
In case of a disaster, put hot dogs in your pockets. The search dogs will find you first. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, July 1, 2025, 5:38:49 PM- New twist... | ||
... on an old adage: An apple a day keeps everyone away - if you throw it hard enough. ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 30, 2025, 6:32:14 PM- Where are you? | ||||||
I saw that an old friend of mine still has a land line. I asked them why, since even an old geezer like me got rid of mine. The answer made sense - they use it to call their cell phone when they can't find it. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, June 29, 2025, 4:13:58 PM- Hindsight | ||||||
I see now that taking my dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake. ~ | ||||||
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