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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, August 7, 2025, 6:10:11 PM- Alibi | ||
It was raining the other day as I drove over to visit a friend. I found my friend sitting on the front porch in a chair under an umbrella, reading the newspaper on his ipad. I asked him why he was sitting out in the rain. He told me his wife was inside singing and he didn't want the neighbors to think he was beating her. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 6, 2025, 6:15:57 PM- E for effort | ||
I tried cooking with rum last night. After the sixth glass I forgot where the stove was. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 5, 2025, 6:42:06 PM- Another memory | ||
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I found that out at my daughter's school concert. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 4, 2025, 6:13:00 PM- By any other name | ||
Why do we call a structure a building when it's already built? Isn't that an oxy moron? ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 3, 2025, 3:22:18 PM- No dice | ||
I figured I'd watch some of the Speedway Classic game last night. For those of you who don't know, Major League Baseball built a baseball diamond (field) inside the racetrack in bristol Tennessee. They sold 85,000 tickets to fans, which would make it the largest crowd to ever watch a MLB game. Guess what? Mother Nature said 'NO'. After raining for several hours, the decision was made to put off the game until Sunday afternoon - weather permitting. After the beating Fox Sports took in the ratings, I'll bet they know how Geraldo Rivera felt after he opened Al Capone's vault. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 2, 2025, 6:30:12 PM- Pretty simple | ||
When someone asks me why we're all here on this planet, I have a one word answer: Procreation. It's worked for generations. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 1, 2025, 6:20:01 PM- Life hack | ||
If you have a girlfriend and you hear a noise outside your window late at night, but are too afraid to look, just say "I told this girl to leave me alone" and your girlfriend will get up and look for you. You're welcome. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 31, 2025, 6:27:44 PM- Meatless | ||
I see where a pound of ground beef now costs more than the federal minimum wage. I'm glad I switched to chicken and fish a long time ago, although I still get the craving for meatloaf now and then. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 30, 2025, 6:27:43 PM- Run, run, run | ||
I looked out the window today and saw three people jogging. It inspired me to get up and close the blinds. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 29, 2025, 6:27:25 PM- How hot is it? | ||
I live in the midwest - corn country. The other day I was driving towards a cornfield when I thought it was starting to snow... on a day with the temperature in the 90s. As I got closer I realized it wasn't snow... the heat was popping the corn on the stalks. ~ | ||
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