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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, August 18, 2025, 6:21:54 PM- How to | ||
This summer has been a killer with high temperatures and lots of humidity. This will probably shock a lot of people, but I never use my AC. From growing up in a home that didn't have AC, I learned how to cool my place without it costing a lot. FANS. Put them in the right spots and the air stays circulated and cool. Of course, wearing few clothes helps, but I do that anyway. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 17, 2025, 4:06:26 PM- Noted | ||
Driving along a suburban street, a sign on someone's lawn caught my eye. It read (in big block letterts): FREE ONE NIGHT STAND And then I saw the bedroom furniture the sign was resting on. Awww... ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 16, 2025, 4:56:46 PM- Sound advice | ||
In a relationship, make sure you're the crazy one. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 15, 2025, 6:15:58 PM- My life | ||
I don't think I get enough credit for living my life unmedicated. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, August 13, 2025, 7:17:55 PM- No fly zone | ||
If a fly loses its wings, shouldn't it then be called a walk? ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, August 12, 2025, 6:16:48 PM- Just one? | ||
The main difference between me and Superman: He has super vision. I require supervision. ~ | ||
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| Monday, August 11, 2025, 6:14:00 PM- Dammit! | ||
I burned 2000 calories today. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 10, 2025, 4:14:31 PM- Sharing is caring | ||
I have a 90 year old neighbor who is suffering from Alzheimers. Every morning at 9 am he knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife. Sadly, I have to tell him his wife has passed away. Every day. I could move away, or refuse to answer the door, but it's worth it every day to see the smile on his face at the news. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 9, 2025, 5:42:01 PM- Slooooow | ||
You know you're in a rut when the highlight of your day is when your new underwear arrives in the mail. ~ | ||
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| Friday, August 8, 2025, 6:26:11 PM- Not I | ||
Unlike my friends and family on social media, I do not have an agenda. ~ | ||
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