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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, January 6, 2026, 7:45:49 PM- Hurrah! | ||
It's National Bean Day here in the U.S.A. today. Beans on toast to celebrate. ~ | ||
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| Monday, January 5, 2026, 7:18:55 PM- About right | ||
Yesterday I heard a man complain about spending $3.25 a gallon for gas, while he stood in line to pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, January 4, 2026, 6:30:35 PM- Groaner | ||
What would happen if a piano fell on you? You'd b flat. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, January 3, 2026, 9:20:37 PM- Going strong | ||||||
I survived the Blizzard of '78, with no power or heat for three days. I survived the Ice storm of January '05, with no power or heat for 6 1/2 days. I survived the Covid Pandemic of '20-'22, watching friends, family and loved ones die. What's next? ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, January 2, 2026, 7:15:04 PM- Yakity-Yak | ||
A vicar gets a new set of teeth. The first Sunday he talks for 8 minutes. The next Sunday he talks for 10 minutes. The third Sunday he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes, until the congregation literally takes him down from the podium. Asking him why he was talking so much, he said: "The first Sunday my gums hurt so much I couldn't talk more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday my gums hurt so much I couldn't talk for more than 10 minutes. The 3rd Sunday I put in my wife's teeth by mistake and I can't stop talking." ~ | ||
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| Thursday, January 1, 2026, 7:32:38 PM- mmm-mmm good | ||
I am baking cornbread for my first meal of the new year. Ham, black-eye peas and sauerkraut. My family came from the south and this meal is supposed to bring good luck for the coming year. Happy New Year to y'all! ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 31, 2025, 6:44:41 PM- Ten hut! | ||
Now that I'm a senior citizen, I realize that 'Grumpy Old Men' is not a movie... It's a training film. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, December 30, 2025, 7:19:24 PM- Best one forward | ||
At midnight on Dec. 31st, raise your left leg. You will then be starting the new year on the right foot. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 29, 2025, 7:22:18 PM- Long ago | ||||||
Before there was Autotune and AI, there was talent. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, December 28, 2025, 10:39:44 PM- Perfetto | ||
Like that cat everyone knows says: Lasagna... Homemade for dinner tonight! ~ | ||
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