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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, September 8, 2025, 6:09:43 PM- Support | ||
Ladies... You can boost your lover's ego by saying one word to them during sex: "OUCH!" ~ | ||
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| Sunday, September 7, 2025, 4:14:05 PM- Huh | ||
I was reading today about butterflies having sex. Yep, there are male and female butterflies and they have sex. Unknowingly I have seen them joined together in the act. Never really thought about it before. From now on I'll keep an eye out for them having sex and make sure I say 'you go butterflies' when I see them doing it. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 6, 2025, 4:22:58 PM- Flip | ||
I heard a fellow retiree say that the only bad thing about being retired is you never get a day off. I told him to see the glass half full... you never have to work. ~ | ||
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| Friday, September 5, 2025, 5:17:12 PM- Teeny tiny | ||
There's nothing quite like stepping out of your front door to take a walk dressed in a tee shirt and shorts when it's 50 degrees with a wind speed of 20 mph. Goose bumps and 'shrinkage' guaranteed. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 4, 2025, 6:58:40 PM- xxxxxxxxxxx is sweet | ||
I heard of a sweet lady whose husband had died. He was a real skin-flint with his money and made his wife promise to bury all of his money with him. At the funeral, before they closed his casket, she put a shoebox in with him, then closed the lid of the casket. After his burial, her closest friend asked her if she had really put all of his money inside to be buried with him. She just smiled, and as she climbed into her new car said: "Yes, I wrote him a check." Then drove away. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, September 3, 2025, 7:19:33 PM- He who waits | ||
I had my voicemail unlocked today. Actually, my old voicemail account was deleted and I now have a new one. It only took 25 minutes and two service reps. And no one knows why it became locked in the first place. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, September 2, 2025, 7:10:18 PM- Ch-ch-ch-changes | ||
I'm thinking of changing my name to Mike Oxlong. Maybe then I'll get some action. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 1, 2025, 5:54:23 PM- Holiday? | ||
Monday is Labor Day in the U.S.A. At my age, every day is labor day. It's worth the effort though, 'cause I'm still here. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, August 31, 2025, 3:15:41 PM- Cost efficient | ||
I wonder if the people paying $300.00 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal? ~ | ||
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| Saturday, August 30, 2025, 5:26:05 PM- Choices | ||
When Miley Cyrus dances nearly nude and licks a hammer, it's called art. When I do it, I get kicked out of Home Depot. ~ | ||
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