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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Monday, July 28, 2025, 6:12:27 PM- From personal experience | ||
How to fall asleep in a recliner: 1. Be old 2. Sit down ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 27, 2025, 4:13:47 PM- Give it a go | ||
An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him "What brings you to Canada?" The Irishman answers, "Well, I was in a pub in Dublin and the coaster under my glass said 'Drink Canada Dry', so I thought I'd give it a shot." ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 26, 2025, 5:05:53 PM- Nailed | ||
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm sure it has rabies. ~ | ||
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| Friday, July 25, 2025, 6:01:19 PM- Beat feet | ||
I took my date out for dinner. The place we had chosen was full, with a 30 minute wait time. I pulled out my phone, put it up to my ear and said loudly: "Hey, get over here, she's here with someone else!" Six couples got up and left. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 24, 2025, 5:56:48 PM- The Flash | ||
The five second rule for food dropped on the floor doesn't work... if you have a two second dog. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, July 23, 2025, 6:09:41 PM- Take it easy | ||
Relax. Everyone is crazy. It's not a competition. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 22, 2025, 5:54:12 PM- Not I | ||
A friend of mine's wife is very religious. She says I'm a bad influence on her husband. She called me up to yell at me, saying he called her a bad name that he got from me. I asked her if he called her a bitch. No, he didn't call her the 'B' word. Did he call you a cunt? No, not the 'C' word. Well, I told her, then whatever he called you he didn't hear it from me. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 21, 2025, 6:04:47 PM- Monday Q&A | ||
What does a mechanic use to diagnose an engine noise? His engineers. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, July 20, 2025, 5:05:47 PM- Good advice | ||
Don't argue with someone who has a t.v. bigger than their bookcase. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 19, 2025, 3:56:27 PM- Asked/answered | ||||||
Do you know what happens after 7 tequila shots? No one else does, either. ~ | ||||||
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