premium
)
Private Messages
Your Block List
Support Tickets
Photo Manager
Comment Manager
Moderator Application
Recover Password
Delete Pics/Vids
Delete Account
Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
| ⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥ | Page 21 of 405 |
| Friday, May 9, 2025, 5:55:29 PM- FYI | ||
It takes 19 muscles to open a can of beer and drink it. I should be in great shape by summer. ~ | ||
| ||
| Thursday, May 8, 2025, 6:23:04 PM- GPS tip | ||
Never use your GPS when driving to a cemetery. It's just too eerie to hear "You have reached your destination". ~ | ||
| ||
| Wednesday, May 7, 2025, 5:49:17 PM- Ah, spring! | ||
The gardening season is off to a great start: I planted myself in front of the t.v. four weeks ago, and I've already grown noticeably. ~ | ||
| ||
| Tuesday, May 6, 2025, 6:04:16 PM- Proposal | ||
August is the only month of the year without a national holiday. I propose one: National Pop Up Blocker Day. When I got my first PC over 25 years ago, it was hard to navigate the web because of all the annoying pop up ads. To those who eliminated the problem for all of us sometimes confused internet surfers, I think they deserve a day of remembrance. Thank you (whoever you are) for making my life simpler. ~ | ||
| ||
| Monday, May 5, 2025, 6:25:59 PM- Man's best friend | ||||||
Sometimes my dog is so happy to see me he pees a little. None of my friends have ever been that happy to see me. ~ | ||||||
| ||||||
| Sunday, May 4, 2025, 5:16:08 PM- May the 4th be with you | ||
In honor of 'Star Wars Day': Little known fact - Dart Vader had a wife. Her name was Ella. Ella Vader. ~ | ||
| ||
| Saturday, May 3, 2025, 6:59:33 PM- My story and I'm sticking to it | ||
May 3rd is National Naked Gardening Day. It's a bit cool outside today, which is what I'll tell the neighbors if anyone sees me. ~ | ||
| ||
| Friday, May 2, 2025, 6:57:09 PM- (Yawns) | ||
Nothing pithy to say today. I'm just grinding along. ~ | ||
| ||
| Thursday, May 1, 2025, 5:50:08 PM- Yes, I am | ||
I just stepped on a cornflake. I am now officially a cereal killer. ~ | ||
| ||
| Wednesday, April 30, 2025, 6:24:27 PM- Hump Day! | ||
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey! ~ | ||
| ||
| ⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥ | Page 21 of 405 |
