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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Thursday, September 23, 2021, 7:11:24 PM- Reality | ||
Once in a while, a 'do gooder' will approach me while I'm standing or sitting somewhere having a smoke. They tell me I should quit for my health. I either reply: And you should quit eating so much or dress better or see a plastic surgeon. If I feel like engaging them, I will ask them what they like to eat or drink the most. Then I'll ask them what they would do if someone told them to stop it or they will die. Either one generally works. If they persist I'll tell them "Thanks for your opinion, now fuck off." Life is easy when you make it easy.  | ||
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| Wednesday, September 22, 2021, 6:24:19 PM- SPAM! | ||
I'd love it if someone opened a Spam cafe in my town.  | ||
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| Tuesday, September 21, 2021, 6:23:41 PM- Just a thought | ||
All the good things seem to be 'just around the corner'. Like love, money, happiness. I'd just like to know how many corners I have to turn to find these things. I've turned so many I'm getting dizzy. ~ | ||
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| Monday, September 20, 2021, 7:00:05 PM- Yep | ||
It's Monday again: And it's off to work I go.  | ||
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| Monday, September 20, 2021, 2:34:15 AM- Figures | ||
Recently, a young lady walked up to me, smiled and asked me what was the name of the cologne I was wearing. Old Spice, I told her. "That's what I thought", she said. "You smell just like my Grandad. He wears Old Spice". I was not amused. | ||
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| Sunday, September 19, 2021, 2:04:29 AM- Too old to comprehend | ||||||
You have to be my age to get this: "You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent." ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, September 17, 2021, 5:15:17 PM- Interesting... | ||
... on a Freudian level: So I dreamed I'm protecting this mixed breed dog. Suddenly, it turns into me. It even talks like me. I turn my back and it is once again a dog. Before I can say anything, people have cooked it on a spit and are eating it. Then I woke up. I'm not a psychiatrist, but that seems like something is deep seated in my brain. Hmmm... ~ | ||
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| Thursday, September 16, 2021, 6:01:05 PM- Out of left field | ||||||
Okay. So I'm listening to someone's will on headphones. Yes, headphones. When I picked up the headphones, I put aside a bowl of banana pudding. A few minutes into listening to the boring legalese, I reach for the pudding. What? It's been eaten! How could someone do that without me seeing? Oh yeah, I forgot to mention - it was a dream. | ||||||
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| Wednesday, September 15, 2021, 6:18:57 PM- Again | ||||||
Yet another product I've used for years has been discontinued. One day it's available, the next day it's gone. The frustrating part is no notice of a product line ending. It would be nice to know in advance, so that I could stock up until I can find an alternative. ~ | ||||||
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| Tuesday, September 14, 2021, 6:40:38 PM- Anything? | ||
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? ? | ||
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