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Tue, 11-Oct-16 11:42 PM (7 years ago)
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I will be writing a book..."The Dummy's Guide to Recognizing Pornsite Fakes." Proceeds to be donated to Clueless Pervs of the World Foundation (CPWF) It's legit, I promise smile
let me know if you need any help MG
(7 years ago)
I will buy the first copy.
(7 years ago)
Lol!
(7 years ago)
Donated to Clueless Little Introverted Twits Association.... Or CLIT for short
(7 years ago)
heydidyagrabmyass and im_hard like this
To pre-order a copy, PM me with shipping address and credit card info wink
(7 years ago)
Chapter 1: Look for clues in the pictures title, such as: She's such a slut! Or: Look at the dirty whore dripping cum
(7 years ago)
luvlabias likes this
Hey! No previews yet...geebus!
(7 years ago)
I must admit, I don't always check, but there are some really obvious fakes that people have no clue about. Makes me giggle
(7 years ago)
Chapter 2: Female profiles with pic titles in the third person! Such as: "I Love the way *SHE* sucks *MY* cock
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
We've got you all fooled muwahahaha tongue
(7 years ago)
I'm a total fake...srsly!
(7 years ago)
Seriously you guys....seriously
(7 years ago)
I know I have been posing as a guy for decades. I do a great job of hiding my Adams Apple.
(7 years ago)
I hide my adams apple with my bears. They never know
(7 years ago)
luvlabias likes this
Beard too
(7 years ago)
Bears are good for hiding Adam's Apples...
(7 years ago)
I would pet a bears adam apple, the animal too.
(7 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I would not...lol
(7 years ago)
Heres my french model girlfriend playing with my 18" cock....seems legit
(7 years ago)
quietwacpl likes this
Ive told you guys....
(7 years ago)
Im a dude whos playing a dude that wants to be a dude
(7 years ago)
Lol you have no idea how many vids on here I have found on actual porn sites... no surprise though, I'm sure most people knew that
(7 years ago)
im a 22 yo bi fem... looking for a bi fem,,, but my cam is broken
(7 years ago)