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Fri, 9-Sep-16 10:55 PM (7 years ago)
Random, pissed argument on the street outside just finished with the bloke shouting "I wouldn't want to fuck you anyway, you slag". Would it be considered rude to go and offer my services??!!
Try...'I say old bean, would it be ok if I gave your missus a damn good rogering' I am sure she will say yes....
(7 years ago)
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where's that British bulldog spirit of Scott, Drake,Andy Capp and the like? Gadzooks man,get one's finger out?
(7 years ago)
Out? I was rather hoping to get ones finger "in". Which would be made infinitely easier if she is indeed "a slag"
(7 years ago)
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Oooh exciting. He's back. Her name is Sarah. Or at least I assume so as he is now begging Sarah to let him back in the house. God I'm living an exciting Friday night here!!
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 likes this
He called her a slag & is now begging her to let him in? Screw him! I'd toss his things out & move on.
(7 years ago)
Well tight-wet, I think she may be taking your advice as the midnight air has just been stirred by the harpy-wail of "faaaack aaaaaaaf" so I summise that Sarah is not too happy
(7 years ago)
What a loser. He burned his bridge. He probably realized he should have fucked her first and then call her names.
(7 years ago)
Or he should have gone for rodeo-sex, where you call her names while you fuck her and see how long you can hang on!!
(7 years ago)
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rodeo sex i heard thats where you mount her whisper you fucked her sister then see if you can ride her for 8 seconds
(7 years ago)
I'd piss myself laughing if Mr M said he'd fucked my sister
(7 years ago)
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Good point. But for tonight it's back to perving!! That was the highlight of my night.
(7 years ago)
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