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Tue, 9-Aug-16 4:50 PM (7 years ago)
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Any advice for healing a sunburned cock? lol
Dont know never had one lol but would try using am ice pack may help
(7 years ago)
The sunburn is only on the top layers of the epidermis. You gotta scr.ape those layers off with sandpaper and you'll be good as new.
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo and StudMuf_SqrtGirl like this
I'm going with the sandpaper option. I'll report back in a few minutes.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Dip it in ice cream. But not my ice cream.
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Blev, make sure you use super coarse sandpaper, sir. ; )
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
aftersun
(7 years ago)
*Bley
(7 years ago)
Well, I think it's safe to say I won't be posting any cock pics for awhile. That was your plan all along, wasn't it Mark? wink
(7 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Say Ello to a woman named Vera and ask her for a BJ smile
(7 years ago)
imnotreallyhere2 likes this
You know me well, Bley. My grand plan is to exterminate all cock pics here on NN....and then I'll be xxxxxx by the ladies here.
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
I have to admit, it's a pretty good plan wink
(7 years ago)
Natural yogurt - advice from the Greek Gods - LOL seriously best advice given to me by locals when holidaying in Greece, ps but it wasn't my cock that was sunburnt!
(7 years ago)
Toot, that excuses every crap gag you've made! Chapeau.
(7 years ago)
I heard a rumor that UK people spontaneously combust if they get hit by actual sunlight.....kinda like those sparkly vampires.
(7 years ago)
Freedom102 and BleyTwo like this
No - the light just reflects off my pasty whiteness. No combustion here.
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 and MarkandLacey like this
Well thank you imnot, I was beginning to think no one got my sense of humour lol.
(7 years ago)
M&L were a nation of frigging vamps LOL lack of sodden sunlight!
(7 years ago)
Somebody should lick it and keep it wet..
(7 years ago)