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BleyTwo's Recent Statuses
Sat, 26-Oct-19 12:47 PM (4 years ago)
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Lost time is never found again
Thu, 24-Oct-19 8:45 PM (4 years ago)
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Just got a comment on my latest pic from NN. I'm honoured smile
Fri, 14-Dec-18 11:06 PM (5 years ago)
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Hello, how are you?
tipsy. how bout you?
(5 years ago)
good blue, hows you?
(5 years ago)
hello, having brekky soon
(5 years ago)
I'm A okay! Thanx for asking. smile
(5 years ago)
Tue, 3-Jul-18 3:58 PM (5 years ago)
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It's coming home... just sayin'
Not sure about "it" but the sooner Bobby, Trent,Hendo,Simon and Dejan get home for proper footy,the better. wink
(5 years ago)
Wed, 28-Sep-16 8:40 PM (7 years ago)
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Suggest a good movie
Terror in Frogtown
(7 years ago)
Sharknado
(7 years ago)
Don't tell me what to do.
(7 years ago)
Who stars in that one, Chuck?
(7 years ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Anything Kubrick.
(7 years ago)
Tue, 9-Aug-16 4:50 PM (7 years ago)
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Any advice for healing a sunburned cock? lol
I heard a rumor that UK people spontaneously combust if they get hit by actual sunlight.....kinda like those sparkly vampires.
(7 years ago)
Freedom102 and BleyTwo like this
No - the light just reflects off my pasty whiteness. No combustion here.
(7 years ago)
Daffodil888 and MarkandLacey like this
Well thank you imnot, I was beginning to think no one got my sense of humour lol.
(7 years ago)
M&L were a nation of frigging vamps LOL lack of sodden sunlight!
(7 years ago)
Somebody should lick it and keep it wet..
(7 years ago)
Tue, 19-Jul-16 5:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Just to clarify, I like receiving comments from both genders.
Picture comments or status comments ?
(7 years ago)
I meant pic comments really. But it applies to both. I had a comment on one of my pics earlier that started "you probably don't want to hear this from a guy." I enjoy comments from anyone smile
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
I've had few comments from a guy ... I cool about it and he ain't pushy .. Nice guy really . As u say nice from both sexes wink
(7 years ago)
Im the same way Bley.
(7 years ago)
Personally, I'd hate to feel uncomfortable commenting on pics thinking the person might take offense.
(7 years ago)
Mon, 11-Jul-16 8:05 PM (7 years ago)
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I dare somebody to post something undeniably controversial under this status. I need some entertainment.
shooting in michigan... the shootings will continue until we are under martial law. americans will willingly give up their rights to feel "safe" under a unified world government. hows that?
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Definitively controversial...
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 and BleyTwo like this
Thu, 30-Jun-16 6:20 PM (7 years ago)
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Eureka!!!
get out of the bath!
(7 years ago)
steelrat60 and metalwork like this
Archimedes was a proper perv
(7 years ago)
Archimedes liked a screw....
(7 years ago)
Winning! smile
(7 years ago)
Mon, 6-Jun-16 10:41 PM (7 years ago)
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Off to Budapest for a few days, anyone want me to bring them back anything?
I read this as "off to pest a bud" for a few days and thought how dare you!
(7 years ago)
I've pestered a few buds in my time wink
(7 years ago)
Revord2 likes this
Fit yourself into a gift box? smile
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
damn angel, he swings by me not you tongue
(7 years ago)
MrsFX and BleyTwo like this
Dagnamit! I miss out this time! Arti - I trust in you to take lots of pics with Bley! wink
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Thu, 26-May-16 11:20 AM (7 years ago)
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5,000 profile views in under 6 months isn't bad for a guy.
it's because you have a sturdy-looking rooster, man.
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
yeah, it's because you are hot (and have a big dick) smile
(7 years ago)
1cummthirsty likes this
Ditto That, Hottt Bod & BIG Tasty Dick
(7 years ago)
That's actually quite amazing for a guy
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
That's a lot of refresh clicking
(7 years ago)
Wed, 25-May-16 1:35 PM (7 years ago)
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One of the most prominent problems I encounter on NN is struggling to keep my clingy cat out of the background in my pics.
happy_belle likes this
peskie pussies...
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Oh...never mind...
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
photo bomber
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
you should ask mrs.FX how she fixed that.lol
(7 years ago)
Sat, 21-May-16 2:25 PM (7 years ago)
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Body positivity FTW
mr.expo, RoxanneS and tequila1975 like this
Good stuff smile
(7 years ago)
Indeed. Nice to see more men participating too!
(7 years ago)
mr.expo likes this
Sat, 14-May-16 1:06 PM (7 years ago)
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Eat, sleep, fuck and repeat
You need me in your life Artistic. Then it'll be link, meet, fuck and repeat wink
(7 years ago)
pics would be sweet....
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
oh really bley....I do need a FB hmmmm
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Sweet, so let's meet... and you can take a seat... on my meat wink
(7 years ago)
MieleGattina likes this
lol a bit far bley...need a holiday
(7 years ago)
Sun, 8-May-16 1:10 AM (7 years ago)
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something dumb to say and then don't say it.
PApda and Mr.FX like this
so i shouldnt mention when i fee sexy?
(7 years ago)
It is better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to speak up, and remove all doubt...
(7 years ago)
PApda likes this
Wed, 4-May-16 6:40 PM (7 years ago)
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I'll be back before you pronounce hijdjukveekjivjivjibrujrijah
Phew.
(7 years ago)
Ia ia cthulhu f'thagn
(7 years ago)
Mon, 2-May-16 1:35 PM (7 years ago)
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Any pics I see of people posing naked in snow instantly get a thumbs up from me!
SultryMS69 and softcell like this
Hello Bley smile smile xxoo.......I did all my snow ones a couple months ago when we had snow .....smile smile.......hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
In that sort of temperature, it would be a nipples up from me!
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Hellu MrsUnderDog smilesmilesmile .......xoxox......Top quality pics smile Hugs and kisses xxx
(7 years ago)
@46SIZE2 I wouldn't be complaining wink
(7 years ago)
Sat, 30-Apr-16 4:13 PM (7 years ago)
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British weather is so inconsistent
Better than incontinent tongue
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Tue, 26-Apr-16 11:01 AM (7 years ago)
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Do you like my status?
SultryMS69 and DubbleStrubble like this
I think, with some practice, you can do better
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo and Freckles like this
I gave you a sympathy like grin
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Not really. Sorry :/
(7 years ago)
SP likes statuses a bit raunchier
(7 years ago)
Artistic likes this
Yassssss
(7 years ago)
Mon, 25-Apr-16 9:26 PM (7 years ago)
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Do women ever masturbate to (male or female) pics on here? Or is that just a guy thing?
Shortly after joining, I attempted to do this with help from the "guys" pic category. Alas, he who shall remain nameless posts in this category and *poof* lady boner be gone. : ( True story.
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
I once tributed over 8 times on one single photo, but I feel bad for the next person who checksout that Dr. Seuss book
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
^^Kreacher, the second cumming of Cartman smile
(7 years ago)
Nah. A bit too much eloquence for that, pony. No offense to Cartman, of course. : )
(7 years ago)
amancalledpony likes this
LOL Rox, that is true.
(7 years ago)
RoxanneS likes this
Sun, 17-Apr-16 7:58 PM (7 years ago)
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You learn so much on NN. Love it here smile
That's why I joined...for the learning experience wink
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
I learned to make edible cupcakes smile
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
i know almost all the flags on the world wink
(7 years ago)
Sat, 16-Apr-16 11:37 PM (7 years ago)
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Would anybody like to get my point?
rhinostool likes this
nothing sharp please . i would like something hard though
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Sun, 10-Apr-16 2:39 PM (7 years ago)
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Ugh... man flu sad
Hello Bley smile smile xxoo...........hopefully it is a 24 hr flu.........smile smile...........hug and kotc
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
I've had it about 3 days now MrsUnder xxx
(7 years ago)
Thanx Kimberly smile Off to your pics I go x
(7 years ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
nothing new I'm afraid =(
(7 years ago)
So sorry you have the flu sad I hope you'll feel better soon!! Take care!!
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Wed, 6-Apr-16 7:43 PM (7 years ago)
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Let's party like it's 1999!
Can I have 1976 instead
(7 years ago)
Revord2 and Agent_K like this
I'll be more specific and ask for the summer of 1992... I slept with half of the 18-30 year old female population of Andalucia that summer. I was non-discriminatory... Equal opportunities all the way
(7 years ago)
1999 was a good year for me. I met a cougar and began a very exciting year and half relationship with her. I learned a lot in 1999 smile
(7 years ago)
Agent_K likes this
It must have been so invigorating living in the wilderness that close to the wildlife wink
(7 years ago)
BleyTwo likes this
Tue, 5-Apr-16 8:40 PM (7 years ago)
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Anyone need a towel? smile
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