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Wed, 27-Jan-16 10:14 PM (8 years ago)
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now this site hs some proving to do....... so all u mature filthy femme fatales... pm me.an tae me to.another level of orgasm? come on girls if u love a challenge then i'l post a pic of it! x
I'm going to have to sit on my hands to resist this one ......
(8 years ago)
The women here have absolutely nothing to prove to you.
(8 years ago)
im_hard and Amuses_You like this
You may get a few messages, but I can pretty much guarantee that they'll be guys pretending to be women.
(8 years ago)
im_hard and Amuses_You like this
not so the blowup dolls and chicks with dicks ....
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
I think we have hit upon the reason you are single.
(8 years ago)
hush Mark, don't prick his balloon tongue
(8 years ago)
my nubble wont burst it never inflated sorry to canvass u a lead balloon.....
(8 years ago)
Let me just get right on that, buddy.
(8 years ago)
Oh. ..and welcome to NN. You are off to a cracking start! grin
(8 years ago)
metalwork likes this
Way to go buddy. You sound like exactly what the ladies here are looking for...a demanding, unappreciative fellow who can't type or spell. Good luck
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Please follow up this sexy status with many close up penis pictures. Make sure to capture all your glory from every angle. ....chicks dig that.
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Congrats, Zorro...you're managed to raise the ire of the ladies here on your first day....it's taken me 5 years to achieve the same level.
(8 years ago)
TopCat57, metalwork and im_hard like this
predictive txt... suppose its never happened to u as i'm sure ur a perfect 10 that wears a 12 (frock) so pipe down climb out the closet and be honest ur only on here because ur wifes getting laid off
(8 years ago)
Should i get popcorn?
(8 years ago)
metalwork likes this
predictive text? doesn't look like that to me ...just laziness in proper spelling
(8 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
is it toffee pop corn TC smile
(8 years ago)
Yesh: )
(8 years ago)
cool.
(8 years ago)
Okay. ...NOW you have raised my ire. Fuck off if you are going to be a humorless cunt twat waffle !!
(8 years ago)
*Lifts Reds off the fence* : )
(8 years ago)
MarkandLacey likes this
Who was your "out of the closet" comment directed at, Zorro?
(8 years ago)
calm down u may burst a capillary, u've lost ur cool an yhrown ud "waffles" out ur pram! u can't satisfy ur wife thats why u have to jerk off whilst men like me make her cum as ur ober the hill AMERI
(8 years ago)
What an utter dick. Methinks your time here amoungst some great folks will be short lived.
(8 years ago)
im_hard and flitterbee like this
God damn I'm glad I popped on during my break. Get to see some real intelligence here *rolls eyes*
(8 years ago)
im_hard and flitterbee like this
I shall ask again, are you directing your tirade toward me?
(8 years ago)
I'd like to thank your illiterate arse for making status amusing for the first time in ages thumbup
(8 years ago)
I just really wish you weren't a Brit sad
(8 years ago)
metalwork likes this
I wish JB wasn't Canadian. Some things are out of our control dubble. I wish he weren't of the human species.
(8 years ago)
Though to be fair, I wouldn't know that without looking at your profile ........ LOL
(8 years ago)
Gleam_Scene likes this
Every girl loves an arrogant dickhead - not.
(8 years ago)
Gleam_Scene likes this
Is there an English version of this status?
(8 years ago)
DubbleStrubble likes this
This isn't this assholes first trip to the NN rodeo folks
(8 years ago)
TopCat57 and flitterbee like this