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Wed, 29-Jul-15 7:31 PM (8 years ago)
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Once a month, I'm reminded that men are lucky, and I wish I could pee standing up. Lol.
im sure you can pee standing up...just might be messy
(8 years ago)
i love to watch women pee standing up
(8 years ago)
i had a friend not long ago who peed in shower with me
(8 years ago)
It is quite difficult walking around with this thing between my legs.....
(8 years ago)
The running with that thing between your legs is what has always baffled me.
(8 years ago)
Gem, just hold your bewbies for a second & you'll remember how awesome it is to be a woman tongue
(8 years ago)
it shrinks when ya run...and tighty undies keep the balls from bouncing...course that may be way tmi kit? LOL
(8 years ago)
I don't let being a woman stop me from standing as I pee. Especially if I am in a wooded area where a snake might jump up and bite me on the keester.
(8 years ago)
Gem, if you'd rather not hold your boobs, I'll do it for ya.
(8 years ago)
watch out for trouser snakes in the woods twl wink
(8 years ago)
Now that is the kind of snake I wouldn't mind
(8 years ago)
I'd heard that before about the shrinking moosey...I just... idk. Penises are wonderful & strange things.
(8 years ago)
You can, just pull the skin above your pussy up and off you go. I found this out when the ladies were out of order.
(8 years ago)
try going nr 2 standing up...50 shades of brown edition tongue
(8 years ago)
I miss that female friend who let get up close to see her pee hole and feel the gush
(8 years ago)
let me get up close
(8 years ago)