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Sun, 27-Nov-16 6:03 PM (7 years ago)
My premiums up shortly and in the best tradition of utility and insurance companies, I've been offered 20% off to renew, where as they are offering new members 60% off. Anyone remember when loyalty pa
Tue, 8-Nov-16 2:24 PM (7 years ago)
Is a clock shot pic a photo of a dick with two hands on it???? 
Sat, 5-Nov-16 9:18 PM (7 years ago)
I was posting pics but it's so exciting on here tonight I think I'm going to nod off!
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Thu, 27-Oct-16 4:29 PM (7 years ago)
Did you hear about the guy who could give a girl 18" of rigid manhood, trouble was it was made up of three insertions.
Thu, 27-Oct-16 2:26 PM (7 years ago)
Who do you have to sleep with to make the popular or featured girls page on here? no matter how many views I get, I never manage it. time to vote with my feet when my premium membership runs out, I th
Mon, 17-Oct-16 7:43 PM (7 years ago)
Just posted a close up action pic and know wished I'd shaved down there better! 
Fri, 7-Oct-16 12:15 PM (7 years ago)
I think I'll really shock the neighbours today, by going out with clothes on!
Sun, 25-Sep-16 1:20 PM (7 years ago)
I hope you straight guys are all enjoying the dick pics on here today, theres so many that if you squint, it looks like a forest of dead trees!
Sun, 25-Sep-16 1:13 PM (7 years ago)
No knicks today, good job I shave below otherwise the dandruff on my shoes would be a dead giveaway.
Advice taken !
Sun, 25-Sep-16 1:11 PM (7 years ago)
It's such a nice day, I think I'll take my top off and let my fried eggs grill.
StickMan86 likes this
!! 
...long long as they are not McYuckie ones....
. Spread the word. xx
Fri, 16-Sep-16 3:20 PM (7 years ago)
We were at a party and a slightly large girl made a beeline for hubby, he didn't want to offend her so he had sex with her. Afterwards he said he'd had to fake an orgasm as he didn't fancy her WTF? I
garclan likes this
Surely no guy on earth has ever had sex purely not to offend somebody 
(7 years ago)
LuLusBakery likes this
Was this a party where it was de rigueur to have sex with strangers? If so, why was I not invited!
(7 years ago)
Why even bother? Why not just be polite and say no thanks, I'm not interested? If that's really the truth.
(7 years ago)
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Mon, 29-Aug-16 2:48 PM (7 years ago)
If your a male that would encouage your partner to have a boob job, would you suggest an increase to reflect her body size or ask for as large as possible?
Great for if you're a bad swimmer!
(7 years ago)
Although it could make breast stroke a bit more difficult if you can't get your arms in the water!
(7 years ago)
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Thu, 4-Aug-16 2:01 PM (7 years ago)
Hubbies eyes are getting worse, he thought I was the centrefold in his new girlie mag until I pointed out he was looking at the staple!
Sun, 17-Jul-16 10:42 AM (7 years ago)
If I told hubby it was cock rest Sunday, I'd spend all day with his dick laid on my chin, I think that's the only cock rest he's aware of!
Fri, 15-Jul-16 1:28 PM (7 years ago)
Just seen they have 'room moderators' on here, why don't they call them thermostat controls, like the rest of us?
Tue, 12-Jul-16 3:37 PM (7 years ago)
Weathering lifes storm is not important, learning to dance in the rain is!
Fri, 24-Jun-16 6:47 PM (7 years ago)
If England can vote out of the EU can florida vote out of the US if Trump gets in ???? PRETTY PLEASE!
you do know the fbi will read that ravers
(7 years ago)
Sorry God can't answer you at the moment Wodes, she's busy!
(7 years ago)
dirtycopper likes this
thank christ for that, or for all my blasphemy, a bolt of lightning shoot up my poodot
(7 years ago)
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Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:37 PM (7 years ago)
Time for me to go, at my age i can't stand all this excitement! BAZINGAA!!!
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:28 PM (7 years ago)
You wouldn't need the tardis for everyone on here to meet up in today, a normal phone booth would do.
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:21 PM (7 years ago)
Sometimes being on here is like taking part in a seance, 'Is there anybody out there'????
Wed, 15-Jun-16 3:07 PM (7 years ago)
Sticks and stones might break my bones but whips and chains excite me. As long as I'm using them
Mon, 13-Jun-16 7:58 PM (7 years ago)
Isn't it nice how the preflight drill on planes shows you how to put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, I think it's called the brace position.
Sun, 12-Jun-16 3:23 PM (7 years ago)
Any man out there who feels the need to own a gun, see a shrink to get over your little dick complex!
idk, i own many guns yet i dont need a shrink for stated complex
(7 years ago)
jmr, how many of your firearms go out and kill people on a daily basis? None of mine have yet....the lazy bastids.
(7 years ago)
The right to self defense is an inalianable human right. A firearm is the best tool for the job.
(7 years ago)
MissLizzie likes this
mine are for home defense and hunting. they do thier job well.
(7 years ago)