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Mon, 23-Mar-15 6:48 AM (9 years ago)
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A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king."
Any one else have any good jokes?
(9 years ago)
cant think right now is there not a jokes thread in forums??
(9 years ago)
What did the blonde say when she saw the box of cheerios. . " OMG , donut seeds!!"
(9 years ago)
I like that candy lol
(9 years ago)
1st day of school teach writes her name on the board Miss Prussy, now I want everyone to remember my name and how to spell it here's a hint to help, Prussy like Pussy but with an R
(9 years ago)
lol will you get to bed!!!! dont make me take you....
(9 years ago)
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
(9 years ago)
next day teach asks who can spell my name? johnny stands and says Miss Crunt it's like cunt but with an R
(9 years ago)
I shall reperat one I mentioned as a status the other night made me chuckle... ready?? Have you heard the rumour about butter????
(9 years ago)
forget it, I had best not spread it...Too funny grin
(9 years ago)
I like it the 1st time Bra
(9 years ago)
lol simply things hey simply things... tongue
(9 years ago)
Husband and wife are setting up their password on their new laptop husband types " mydick" the wife falls to the floor laughing hard because on the screen it says "Error not long enough"
(9 years ago)
I like that one too candy
(9 years ago)
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Prussy,
(9 years ago)
Miss Prussy says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Prussy smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Prussy you're th
(9 years ago)
Thinking of blowjob
(9 years ago)
Whew that was a long one, sorry
(9 years ago)
lol but worth it!! Now bed you lady!!!! xox
(9 years ago)
Bed? Pfft
(9 years ago)
I meant candykisses but think shes slipped off now
(9 years ago)
I thought she was baking cookies?
(9 years ago)
The Teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today?" Jimmy replied crying " Because I heard my D.addy say to my M.ommy, i am going to eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school!"
(9 years ago)
Cookies are all done smile
(9 years ago)
Poor Miss Prussy has a lot of naughty students
(9 years ago)
Yes she does smile...liked that one brtn wink
(9 years ago)
what did the Elephant say to the naked man?
(9 years ago)
Yours is in the wrong place? mines bigger? lol idk smile
(9 years ago)
Lol
(9 years ago)
How do you breathe?
(9 years ago)
kat's close just add- through that tiny trunk
(9 years ago)
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
(9 years ago)
What do a chicken and a naked, tanned woman have in common?
(9 years ago)
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
(9 years ago)
go on love.....??
(9 years ago)
The white meat is the best part!
(9 years ago)
did ya hear about the two brothers that are bloody nuisances ? Nosmo and his brother Nopar king ?
(9 years ago)
whats the difference between a priest and a woman in a bathtub?
(9 years ago)
soul full of hope and
(9 years ago)
U got it Lyn
(9 years ago)
Idk I try not to bring religion and bathing together
(9 years ago)
Black man goes to his doctor. When he comes back he goes right by his wife to the bedroom and returns wearing his best suit. Wife asks what the doctor said.
(9 years ago)
did U hear about the 2 gay Irish men?
(9 years ago)
"I'm impotent. If you are impotent, you need to look good!"
(9 years ago)
Michael fitzpatrick and patrick Fitzmichael
(9 years ago)
pfttt........maurice fitzwilliam and
(9 years ago)
little boy is worried about going to confession, so he asks his friend what does fatha Murphy usually give U for oral sex?
(9 years ago)
his fiend replies, a lollipop
(9 years ago)
a pound?
(9 years ago)
A man asks his wife " What would you do if I won the lottery? " his wife says " Take half and leave your ass!" man replies " Great, I won 12 bucks, here's six, now get out!!"
(9 years ago)