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Wed, 14-Sep-16 1:36 PM (7 years ago)
Thought it was time to post a few new ones hope you all enjoy them
HillbillyCouple likes this
Thu, 10-Mar-16 1:39 PM (8 years ago)
Good morning every one...& how are we all doing this fine day?
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Tue, 24-Mar-15 11:12 AM (9 years ago)
Lynskey: I thought your avatar/ profile pic was a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts, but it's just a big pussy.
OLDKellybean1983 likes this
Mon, 23-Mar-15 8:06 AM (9 years ago)
So hungry, need to find some lunch, I'm starting to fart fresh air!
Mon, 23-Mar-15 6:48 AM (9 years ago)
A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king."
Sun, 22-Mar-15 1:36 PM (9 years ago)
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
that's good
Tue, 20-May-14 7:00 AM (9 years ago)
It's been a while butt.... There's finely a few new sexy pics up.
Thu, 27-Mar-14 4:09 AM (10 years ago)
One day of premium left... I feel my time here has just about come to an end...
Mon, 10-Mar-14 4:36 PM (10 years ago)
Fighting the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples status
Mon, 10-Mar-14 1:46 AM (10 years ago)
I spend 90% of my money on woman and drink. The rest I wasted.
Mon, 10-Mar-14 1:37 AM (10 years ago)
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.
Morgan Conquest likes this
Mon, 10-Mar-14 1:07 AM (10 years ago)
Whenever I see a bratty kid, I think to my self: " I hope that orgasm was worth it!"
SweetDixie likes this
Mon, 10-Mar-14 1:03 AM (10 years ago)
All my life I thought air was free... Until I bought a bag of chips.
Mon, 10-Mar-14 12:37 AM (10 years ago)
I hate when people see me at the grocery store and they are like: "hey what are you doing here?" And I'm just like: " mmm oh you know, hunting elephants."
