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Wed, 3-Apr-13 7:53 AM (11 years ago)
got massive.hard on. ..seems a shame to waste it... any sexy ladies want to give me a hand?
Tue, 2-Apr-13 5:21 PM (11 years ago)
why do people send me pm and when i reply dont even bither to read it lol
morning lol...but I am not a true nutter...I think that requires a certificate lol
(11 years ago)
Mon, 1-Apr-13 5:54 PM (11 years ago)
im outa here might be back soon guyz need a sit down
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Mon, 1-Apr-13 5:48 PM (11 years ago)
hmmm not too sure what to say.....im sure he was giving birth to something on one pic...i dont feel too well back in a bit *face as green as shrek*
you have now viewed an internet legend. just wait until you stumble across one of his understudies
(11 years ago)
Mon, 1-Apr-13 5:44 PM (11 years ago)
goin to look at kikrj (see what all the fuss is about brb)
*fast motion like a hummingbird on crack* Do it, do it, do it!!!
(11 years ago)
Mon, 1-Apr-13 5:21 PM (11 years ago)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef (dedicated to snake
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. (dont ask)
(11 years ago)
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. (thats the last one p rominsse)
(11 years ago)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
(11 years ago)
Mon, 1-Apr-13 4:56 PM (11 years ago)
why does peeling potatoes feel like im being punished?
Sun, 31-Mar-13 2:07 PM (11 years ago)
just finished the cleaning......living on your own sucks
i will remeber for next time then oh...theres stil some washing that needs doin
(11 years ago)
The thing I love about living alone - all the time is naked time! My neighbors can tell ya that, from the couple times they accidentally got an eye full, lol.
(11 years ago)
Sun, 31-Mar-13 8:08 AM (11 years ago)
never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else,because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate
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Sun, 31-Mar-13 7:44 AM (11 years ago)
when someone says "great minds think alike" i just look at them and think "you dirty bastard"
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Sun, 31-Mar-13 12:27 AM (11 years ago)
its 12:3o am so im off to..........shit no its 1:30am night peeps love u all x
Sat, 30-Mar-13 10:48 PM (11 years ago)
i think i might change my profile pic any sudgestions?
Sat, 30-Mar-13 10:16 PM (11 years ago)
you know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?..........that's common sense leaving your body
Sat, 30-Mar-13 9:36 PM (11 years ago)
If you have to ask a women if you made her cum chances are u didn't
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Sat, 30-Mar-13 9:28 PM (11 years ago)
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked
Sat, 30-Mar-13 9:07 PM (11 years ago)
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends
from just that comment pc im not even goin to look......EVER lol
(11 years ago)
now you understand why he's the butt of many jokes (pun intended)
(11 years ago)
Oh Lord have mercy !! *shudders* ..don't do it badboy. Just don't. I need a fucking Cider. Now!!!!!
(11 years ago)