)badboy1807's Recent Statuses
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Wed, 3-Apr-13 7:53 AM (11 years ago)
got massive.hard on. ..seems a shame to waste it... any sexy ladies want to give me a hand? 
Tue, 2-Apr-13 5:21 PM (11 years ago)
why do people send me pm and when i reply dont even bither to read it lol
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Mon, 1-Apr-13 5:48 PM (11 years ago)
hmmm not too sure what to say.....im sure he was giving birth to something on one pic...i dont feel too well back in a bit *face as green as shrek*
Mon, 1-Apr-13 5:21 PM (11 years ago)
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef (dedicated to snake 
Sun, 31-Mar-13 8:08 AM (11 years ago)
never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else,because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate
spyingonu likes this
Sun, 31-Mar-13 7:44 AM (11 years ago)
when someone says "great minds think alike" i just look at them and think "you dirty bastard"
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Sun, 31-Mar-13 12:27 AM (11 years ago)
its 12:3o am so im off to..........shit no its 1:30am night peeps love u all x
love u all x
Sat, 30-Mar-13 10:16 PM (11 years ago)
you know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?..........that's common sense leaving your body
Sat, 30-Mar-13 9:36 PM (11 years ago)
If you have to ask a women if you made her cum chances are u didn't
Sat, 30-Mar-13 9:28 PM (11 years ago)
Before sex.. you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked
Sat, 30-Mar-13 9:07 PM (11 years ago)
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends