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Wed, 6-Sep-17 9:57 PM (6 years ago)
Just got home and someone has broken into my house and stole my limbo trophy... how low can you get ffs
Wed, 13-Jul-16 9:27 PM (7 years ago)
cant believe i have been away from this site for so long, what was i thinking! feel free to drop in by and say hello
Wed, 30-Mar-16 3:45 PM (8 years ago)
My cock was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out.
hungstud4milf, Bipod, Revord2, LuLusBakery, happy_belle and 3 others, imnotreallyhere2, OLDKellybean1983 and Ringer-x like this
Tue, 27-Jan-15 5:42 PM (9 years ago)
any ppl online that have a squirting video uploaded?
Wed, 27-Aug-14 9:42 PM (9 years ago)
do girls ever do tributes for guys? id love one lol x
JoannaSlinky and NaughtyJenn like this
Lacey has done a few Andy...it's usually for people we know pretty well.
(9 years ago)
Yours was fun to do Just...we did yours at the same time as the Comfortably Numb pics.
(9 years ago)
heyyy cutekitty, i aint seen you on here in a while, how are you?
(9 years ago)
Mon, 25-Aug-14 10:38 AM (9 years ago)
need advice...what kind of pics do girls like seeing the most? im in the mood to take some new ones x
RedWind likes this
I don't mean to brag, but lots of "women" on the internet ask to see pictures of my credit card number.
(9 years ago)
lol mark&lacey, thanks redwind...ill take one just for you haha
(9 years ago)
Sun, 17-Aug-14 10:56 PM (9 years ago)
hows everyone doing tonight? enjoy your weekend?
I definitely need to snuggle up when I'm watching a horror movie!
(9 years ago)
Sat, 16-Aug-14 3:50 PM (9 years ago)
whats worse than having a girlfriend with no tits?...... having no girlfriend and tits.
Circa1975 likes this
Wed, 23-Jul-14 9:54 PM (9 years ago)
anyone have the ad for "cam avenue" come up on the side of the page?
Wed, 23-Jul-14 9:19 PM (9 years ago)
ladies always think im staring at them because i think they're hot.....Thats not true......Im staring at them beacuse im creepy.
slinkysuzie and UncutBullDick like this
Tue, 22-Jul-14 6:03 PM (9 years ago)
Is it me or does it seem weird that pinocchio can only get a boner on his nose?
Mon, 21-Jul-14 3:17 PM (9 years ago)
Getting oral off a ugly girl is like rock climbing......You should never look down.
Mon, 21-Jul-14 7:37 AM (9 years ago)
just finished work and feeling horny, anyone like me to cum over there pics? x
mrspnhim likes this
Sun, 13-Jul-14 1:35 AM (9 years ago)
Did you know you are supposed to pull anal beads out slowly? I didn't... I started the wife up like a fucking chainsaw.
Mon, 16-Jun-14 8:58 PM (9 years ago)
My butler is such a dick. He keep telling me to "move out" and to call him "dad"
iowawantit and BigUddersGG like this
Sat, 14-Jun-14 1:08 PM (9 years ago)
a quesstion for the lady's..what does it feel like when a guy cum's inside you? and do you enjot it?
Sat, 14-Jun-14 8:07 AM (9 years ago)
feeling horny, any mature women like me to cum over there pics?
mrspnhim likes this
Wed, 11-Jun-14 2:37 PM (9 years ago)
I never wanted to beleive that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when i got home, all the signs were there.
Those things are damn costly too. There is a road here named "Lacey Lane." Do ya think you could talk your dad into getting it for me?
(9 years ago)
Wed, 11-Jun-14 12:44 AM (9 years ago)
i hate how chocolate melts on my fingers...i mean am i that HOT?